** A BREEF HISTERY OF GAME by CAPTAIN OBVIOUS **

Hullo, for thoes off youse who dont no me my naaem is captain obvious nad when
im happie i look liek this *<:-}. this is my breef histery of game (steven
horking  you suck for taeking my idea of this titel!). what i wont to tell youse
about is teh histery of game as i no it. by teh way thanks to dad for letting me
use his rig for this!?!!

ok lets began, ages ago long tiem before youse were probibly born (ive been
playering gaems for long time now!) dad came home wiht a NEW!!!!?! computre game
sistem called the c64 the c stood for computer and the 64 for teh number of
gaems you cood get at teh time for it! anyway we playered it lots nad lernt
about proggrammering. i wrote a prog that changed the was an adventire gaem ive
put it hear so youse can see it..

10 PRINT "WELCOM TO MY ADVENTIRE WERLD!!? ARE YUO SCARRED YET?"
20 PRINT "PRESS TEH ANY KEY TO CONTINU"
30 FOR I = 1 TO 200 PRINT "..."
40 PRINT "ARE YOU SCARRED YET?"
50 FOR I = 1 TO 200 PRINT "..."
60 PRINT "THE ZOMBY KILLERED YUUO!!!"
65 PRINT "*<8-O"
70 PRINT "GAEM OVER!!"

anyway we hadd lots of fun playering this gaem i got teh alltime bestest hi
score on it that nobody cood beet! then oneday dad brught home a NEWW!!!!
gamering machine that you didnt haev to type the gamse into each time yuo wanted
to player (yuo cood bye a tape thing for teh computer64 but we didnt have won)
and it had a thing in it call a "hard driver" were all teh games were stored
every1 was jellus u cood see it in theyre faces!! it was called a "PC" witch
stood for "pricey C64" cuz it cost more than the c64. they didnt mention the 64
cuz you cood get more gaems for itnow and they didnt no how many their woud be
so they left the numbre off. anyway this had ace gaems on it that we played lots
their was a good avdenture game calld MSDOS it was quiet tricky winning that one
but dad said it was a long gaem so i shood just keep trying to beet it. anyway
after a while when they changed teh screen form green to more colures their was
a gaem called wolfnstine 3d that was revolutonairy cuz it allowed yuo to kill
peeple. oh and it was in 3d, almost. then came doom which the us marines used to
lern how to kill peeple as well so it was liek a secret US army simulator type
gaem that everyone loved nad played thus was born  the LAN PARTEE!!! peepel got
to sit around all nite congifuring there computers to get the to work so they
coold drink mor cola and loook at blocky monsters attackering them (it was kind
of liek my early gaem for teh c64, but with more colores!). doom begat doom II
which was revolutonairy too! three revolutons in a row is good for ID softwares
(the companie that makes them games9. then came quake and the idea of the
internet was born. peeple maked a network of computers roudn teh world so that
peeple could play quake nad maek clans (wwere you get to put letters after you
name to tell peepel you are in a clan liek "captain obvious [vKm]"). teh next
logical step was halo  for xbox so microsoft had to invent teh xbox otherwise
noone cood haev playered teh game~!!! oh and their was some other gaems maked
to, liek some driving games and fist fighting gaems but thes were mostly for
littel arcade boxes that peeple plugged in there tvs and (called hoem video gaem
consoles!) so nobody reely cared about these or paid any attention to them.

the end.