Little Goldilinks was a pretty girl who lived once upon a time in a
far-off land called New Zealand.

One day she was sitting on the hearthrug playing with her two rental
Playstation 2 games, and you would have thought she was as happy as a
queen, and quite contented to stay where she was instead of wanting to
run about the world meddling with other people's gaming preferences. But
it happened that she was rather a mischievous little maid, and could not
resist teasing the broader gaming player public, so one of them
scratched her, and then she would play with them no longer.

She got up and trotted away into the wood behind her share house, and it
was such a warm, pleasant day that she wandered on and on until she came
into a part of the PlayNOW forum where she had never been before.

Now, in this wood there lived a family of three Bear725s. The first was
a GREAT BIG GENESIS BEAR725, the second was a MIDDLE SIZED EnVy BEAR725
and the third was a little TEENY TINY neostars BEAR725, and they all
lived together in a funny little house, and very happy they were.

Goldilinks stopped when she came to the Bear725's house, and began to
wonder who lived there.

"ill ujst lok innad sea, (PS2 is BETER sales = qalerty!)" she said, and
so she did; but there was no one there, for the Bear725s had all gone
out to hang out with Jason at EB, whilst the soup they were going to
have for dinner cooled upon the table.

Goldilinks was rather hungry after her walk, and the soup smelt so good
that she began to wish the people of the house would come home and
invite her to have some. But although she looked everywhere, under the
Trading Forum and in the Movies / DVD / Music / Retro / OT forum, she
could find no one, and at last she could resist no longer, but made up
her mind to take just a little sip to see how the soup tasted. The soup
had been put into three bowls - A GREAT BIG GENESIS BOWL725 for the
GREAT BIG GENESIS BEAR725, a MIDDLING-SIZED EnVy BOWL725 for the
MIDDLING-SIZED EnVy BEAR725, and a TEENY TINY neostars bowl725 for the
TEENY TINY neostars BEAR725; beside each bowl lay a spoon, and
Goldilinks took one and helped herself to a spoonful of soup from the
GREAT BIG GENESIS BOWL725.

Ugh! how it cut her mouth; it was so jaggy with PSX sized pixels that
she did not like it at all; "This soop = Dreemcast genaration!" she
said. Still, she was very hungry, so she thought she would try again.

This time she took a sip of the MIDDLING-SIZED EnVy BEAR725'S soup, but
she liked that no better, for it was too ghey. But when she tasted the
TEENY TINY neostars BEAR725'S soup, it was just as she liked it; so she
ate it up every drop, without thinking twice about it or the fact that
TEENY TINY neostars BEAR725's gang would surely bust a cap in her New
Zealand ass for messing with the soup.

When she had finished her diner she noticed three chairs standing by the
wall. One was a GREAT BIG GENESIS CHAIR725 with a SCART connection to
his Dad's TV, and she climbed upon that and sat down. Oh dear! how
little texture RAM it had! She was sure she could not sit there for
long, so she climbed up on the next, which was a MIDDLING-SIZED EnVy
CHAIR725, but that did not have games available for rental; so she went
on to the last, which was a TEENY TINY neostars CHAIR725 and suited her
exactly.

It was so comfortable that she sat on and on until, is you'll believe
it, she actually sat the bottom out. Then, of course, she was
comfortable no longer, so she got up and began to wonder what links she
should post next.

There was a staircase in the Bear725s' house, and Goldilinks thought she
would go up it and see where it led to. So up she went, and when she
reached the top she laughed outright, "LO!" she said, for the Bears'
bedroom was the funniest she had ever seen. In the middle of the room
stood a GREAT BIG GENESIS BED725, on one side of it there was a
MIDDLING-SIZED EnVy BED725, and on the other side there was a TEENY TINY
neostars BED725.

Goldilinks was sleepy all of her internet link posting earlier, so she
thought she would lie down and have a little nap. First she got upon the
GREAT BIG GENESIS BED725, but it was just as lacking in texture RAM as
the GREAT BIG GENESIS CHAIR725 had been; so she jumped off and tried the
MIDDLING-SIZED EnVy BED725, but it was so soft that she sank right down
into the feather cushions and was nearly smothered.

"I wil trie teh TEEENEY TINEY neostars BDE725 = Miracoil Genration" she
said, and so she did, and it was so comfortable that it felt like a
shiny Adidas tracksuit and she soon fell fast asleep.

Whilst she lay there, dreaming of all sorts of erotic thoughts about the
PS2, the three Bear725s came home from their trip to EB very hungry and
quite ready for their dinners.

But oh! dear me! how cross the GREAT BIG GENESIS BEAR725 looked when he
saw his SCART connection had been used and thrown under the table.

"WHO HAS BEEN TASTING MY SOUP?     DAVID" he cried in a GREAT BIG
VOICE725.

"AND WHO HAS BEEN TASTING MINE?" cried the MIDDLING-SIZED EnVy BEAR725,
in a MIDDLING-SIZED VOICE725.

"BUT WHICH FAGG0T HAZ BEEN TASTING MINE AND TASTED IT ALL UP? I'M GONNA
GET MY GANG!" cried the poor little TEENY TINY neostars BEAR725 in a
TEENY TINY VOICE725, with tears running down his TEENY TINY FACE725.

When the GREAT BIG GENESIS BEAR725 went to sit down in his GREAT BIG
GENESIS CHAIR725, he cried out in his GREAT BIG VOICE725:

"WHO HAS BEEN SITTING ON MY CHAIR?      DAVID"

And the MIDDLING-SIZED EnVy BEAR725 cried, in a MIDDLING-SIZED VOICE725:

"WHO HAS BEEN SITTING ON MY CHAIR?"

But the TEENY TINY neostars BEAR725 cried out in a TEENY TINY VOICE725
of anger:

"WHICH Ed*ot HAZ BEEN SITTING ON MY CHAIR AND SAT THE BOTTOM OUT,
FAGG0T?"

But this time the Bear725s were sure that someone had been in their hood
quite lately; so they looked about to see if someone were not there
still.

There was certainly no one downstairs, so they went up the staircase to
their bedroom.

As soon as the GREAT BIG GENESIS BEAR725 looked at his bed, he cried out
in his GREAT BIG VOICE725:

"WHO HAS BEEN LYING ON MY BED?       DAVID"

And the MIDDDLING-SIZED EnVy BEA725R cried out in a MIDDLING-SIZED
VOICE725:

"WHO HAS BEEN LAYING ON MY BED?"

But the TEENY TINY neostars BEAR725 cried out in a TEENY TINY VOICE725
of anger:

"WHICH Ed*ot HAS BEEN LAYING ON MY BED AND LIES THERE STILL?"

Now, when the GREAT BIG GENESIS BEAR725 began to speak, Goldilinks
dreamt that there was a zarevz buzzing in the room, and when the
MIDDLING-SIZED EnVy BEAR725 began to speak, she dreamt that it was
flying out of the window; but when the TEENY TINY neostars BEAR725 began
to speak, she dreamt that zarevz had come back and was telling her to
see it from the Bear725's perspective and that perhaps they had called
the police after thinking that someone had stolen the soup because they
remembered locking the soup up before everyone left at the end of the
get-to-know each other bbq that evening, and up she jumped. Oh! how
frightened she was when she saw the three Bear725s standing beside her.

She hopped out of bed and in a second was out through the open window.
Never stopping to wonder if the fall had hurt her, she got up and ran
and ran and ran until she could go no farther, always thinking that the
Bear725s were close behind her. And when at length she fell down in a
heap on the ground, because she was too tired to run any more, it was
her own mother, DJ Fusion who picked her up, because in her fright she
had run straight home to the General Discussion forum without knowing
it.