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mech Megatron	posted 11-03-2002 10:14 PM Jesus christ - imagine how fcking microscopic it is man. Do you wear tissue boxes on your feet at home? All you fcking have to do is close the lid when you flush. IP: Logged
Lord cletusvader Megatron	posted 11-03-2002 10:19 PM I'm building the perfect woman out of KFC sanitary napkins in my lounge room. Her name is Brittany and she keeps winking at me. And yes...I suppose the toilet lid could be an option...if my mates weren't from the western suburbs. Most of them have never seen a tiolet with a lid. IP: Logged
^Charlie^ Megatron	posted 11-03-2002 10:25 PM quote: Originally posted by Lord cletusvader: [b]Things get worse. If you have a bathroom with the toilet located in the same room...remove your toothbrush,towels and hygene products from this area.If this is not possible...cover them Flushing the toilet results in an airborne microscopic mist of toilet water. This mist settles on everything including your toothbrush. All towels stored in the open should be subject to the same care. Do you want this airborne toilet water residual coming into contact with your mouth? After your shower do you want to dry off with a towel coated in toilet water. Feeling healthy?[/B] Cletus, my towel is on a hanger directly next to my toilet... And? IP: Logged
Lord cletusvader Megatron	posted 11-03-2002 10:30 PM You should save yourself some cash and just use your towel to wipe your arse and dry off after a shower. IP: Logged
GeneSis 725 Megatron	posted 11-03-2002 10:58 PM Who gives a crap... it's just SHIT. Big woop it's this brown stuff that has been digested after someone ate food. Yeah maybe it has germs and shit but that's what soap and our immune system is for! IP: Logged
E-102 Gamma Megatron	posted 12-03-2002 12:48 AM quote: Originally posted by Dons: Simply proceed to the toliet when nobody is looking (or likely to come in right after you) completely remove your pants and underwear, sit on the toilet backwards (ie facing the buttons) and take a nice big sloppy shit that will slide right down the front of the bowl. If you're prepared to go all the way, stand on the seat, perch your naked arse up high and drop a few nuggets into the cistern. They'll never find where the smell's coming from, it'll drive them insane. Until they inevitably open it to fix it one day, and find your nasty offspring bobbing there snarling at them. It'd be even funnier if the very reason they had to fix it in the first place was because the inlet valve was jammed up with your nard. IP: Logged
Vision Megatron	posted 12-03-2002 12:50 AM So you've heard, right Gamma? IP: Logged
Timbo Megatron	posted 12-03-2002 01:14 AM quote: Originally posted by Rammstein: A guy that I know, has this sick fetish. He's labeled himself the "poo bandit". Why is this? Well you see, he is very weird, he gets his own poo (yes, his own) and wipes it on people front doors and sticks to it his very own business card. It read's "You've been done by the poo bandit". It's extremely sick, but hillarious when you see the people's face when they find out they've been had by the Poo bandit. Oh... yeah... that would be funny. IP: Logged
Vision Megatron	posted 12-03-2002 01:18 AM Cletusvader is right, that's a really good way of spreading bacteria. It's easily solved though: just put the lid down. Do it enough and it becomes second nature. IP: Logged
E-102 Gamma Megatron	posted 12-03-2002 01:35 AM Vision: I'd like to say I've done it, but I've never hated anyone that much and still had access to thier toilet. IP: Logged
unfnknblvbl Megatron	posted 12-03-2002 01:56 AM you do know that poo and wee are sterile, right? IP: Logged
a1studmuffin Megatron	posted 12-03-2002 01:58 AM quote: Originally posted by Lord cletusvader: [b]Things get worse. If you have a bathroom with the toilet located in the same room...remove your toothbrush,towels and hygene products from this area.If this is not possible...cover them Flushing the toilet results in an airborne microscopic mist of toilet water. This mist settles on everything including your toothbrush. All towels stored in the open should be subject to the same care. Do you want this airborne toilet water residual coming into contact with your mouth? After your shower do you want to dry off with a towel coated in toilet water. Feeling healthy?[/B] OH. MY. GOD. Cletusvader... I don't mean to alarm you... but I just found out... *YOUR POOHOLE IS ONLY ABOUT A METRE AWAY FROM YOUR MOUTH* MICROSCOPIC POO IS PROBABLY MAKING ITS WAY INTO YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW. Don't panic. You can attach a vacuum hose to your sphincter which will literally suck the poo right out of you and shoot it out the end of the hose: I call it a poo shooter. Better still, when you go to the toilet, equip yourself with protective clothing so that no microscopic germs can attack you. I recommend this setup: BUT HURRY! LOOK OUT!!! HERE IT COMES!!! IN THE BATHROOM, NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM. IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Unicron	posted 12-03-2002 08:19 AM ROTFLMFAO..!! IP: Logged
Knight of Bore Megatron	posted 12-03-2002 08:57 AM quote: Originally posted by Rammstein: A guy that I know... Isn't that code for: "I'm talking about me really!" ? IP: Logged
mech Megatron	posted 12-03-2002 09:26 AM quote: Originally posted by unfnknblvbl: you do know that poo and wee are sterile, right? Poo most definitely isn't. Urine practically is. IP: Logged
koen Megatron	posted 12-03-2002 09:48 AM Urine is. Shit isn't. IP: Logged

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