*** THE POOL ROOM: COLLECTORS' EDITION ***--- The Magikal Adventure of the Forum ******s: YUO ARE GHEY!!1! ---
Originally posted by Madmya:
1. If anything you have the worst nickname known, Prince Underpants - what is that?! is it just showing that you are gay?
2. Vzzbx you are a ****ing moron. Get your own jokes, theyre bad enough from the ****** Fusion.
3. you ****en morons
I swear, once one person starts, the rest of you's come to back one another up. You's are ****en ******s. And I especially think Prince Underpants is gay, ITS NOT NORMAL
You sound like gay yanks
4. you suck j0oZ!
5. Who cares if people hate you around here? I dont know the feeling, cause i'm popular and considered cool and all.
6. ........and here starts another adventure for the Forum ******s (FF)
7. i just made it go sideways!
8. HAHAHAHAH PARENT JOKES ARE SOOO FUNNY! theyre also american, which is bad as well as being gay. So you fall into the worst two categories known. GAY AND YANK JOKE PERSON DUDE. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE NOW NAMED FF#2
9. FF#1 belongs is for an ultra gay smartarse wanker. DJ FUSION IS FF#1. NOW **** OFF ALL OF YA's..... if the FF would just go, this place would be soo much better.
10. OI! I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH! Isn't it against the rules to change a swear word around so it gets past the filters?! YES, IM LOOKING AT YOU HEAVY NOVA (FF#3). That's it, ban him.
11. BTW Vzzbx is an alltime gay coming in at #4. General is FF#5 and DKnight is FF#6, i think that caps off the FF goonz.
12. BAH! You's are really, really gay. That is all *now lets just add this to a signature and we'll all be cool!*
13. HAHAHA NO. why would i want to use UBB on here? Do i need to? shove it up your arse, all of yas. and suck **** prince underpants - which is (again) proves you are gay, your signature will be forced to be shortened, SO SUCK **** (not mine)
14. really, i dont give a **** what goes on here.
You's have a problem, and I have a problem
Your problems are that you's arent nice to people in this forum who are asking honest questions. My problem is that I care TOO much. Im sorry but i cant do anything about it.
15. Since I've been kind, make me a moderator moderators.
16. "GW?" IM SURROUNDED BY FOOLS. IVE GOT A GUN YOU KNOW!?!?!?!?
17. You's must be old, resorting to net talk, just like LAME.
18. REEEOOOOOO REOOOOOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEOOOOOOOO ******** ALERT REEEEEEEEEEOOOOO REEEEEOOOOOOOO REOOOOOOOO
---------The Top Shelf: Madmya edition ------------
Vz: "Actually I shouldn't bag on Madmya anymore. I think he's the guy I've been bonking senseless for the past three weeks."
Madmya: "EEEWWWWW **** that is sick get away from me and never talk again"
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Madmya: "Im soooo coooool that i have fans"
PU: "yeah mate, but it's only because you have a cute bum!"
Madmya: "fuuuuuccckkenn helllll"
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Madmya: "My problem is that I care TOO much. Im sorry but i cant do anything about it."
DJ: "Do you mind if I use that next time I fight with my boyfriend? Thats gold, thanks thweetie."
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Candy Arse: "I heartily endorse forum aggression. It's a balance. For every sensible person who you can converse with, like Pie, you get a moron like Madmya. It all evens itself out. It's always going to happen. If there were to be a forum where everyone was nice and cosy and no one was a retard who deserved to get hammered, the universe would explode."
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GeneraL CyberFunK!: "I am shocked that you have kept this going for so long madmya. I would have thought anyone with the collective intellect of Hi Five would know when to quit. "
---------The Top Shelf vs PlayNOW! Super Sydney Uni Social Psychology Degree EX Turbo Edition------------
Originally posted by Candy Arse:
My ultra super duper champion edition hyper fighting EX + alpha Psychology degree says you are a poo face, Mr Bungle, and I have it on good authority that you do a crap form of Psychology at Weiner University. Not unlike Prince Underpants.
What? you don't agree with me? **** you buddy, I'm packing up my toys, AND my PSX CD player, and going home!
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Originally posted by XMAN:
The DC has some great games, yes, but as far as texures, polies, frame rates and over all apperence of games go the Dreamcast is a pile of shit, the DC sucks ass big time when it comes to making games look good.
F355 looks so ****ing plastic compared to GT3.
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Originally posted by Kingcaleb:
Where I work, the threat of 'folk-psychology' is ever present. The best scientist abandons all intuition and seeks objective answers.
If anyone supported an argument by saying "it sounds so much better" - we laugh at them and tell them to bugger off to the Arts building (or worse yet psychology at Sydney uni!)
UrinalCake replies:
Ahahahaha, psychology at Sydney uni, ahahaha... **** you're a clown! I bet the majority of people here wouldn't have any friggin idea what you're on about, then again, you're probably sitting in some computer lab at uni, surrounded by your equally egotistical, ignorant and arrogant peers having a nice little chuckle about this. "Hey guys, come and have a look at what my super intelligent arse wrote about psychology at Sydney uni, it's hilarious!" *riotous laughter ensues* "Hahaha, I really gave those Sydney uni scum some crap didn't I, and rightly so, I mean we're soooo much better than them!".
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Originally posted by Grand Master 67:
From a friend who told me that there was a software alternation thingy that could alter your Dreamcast to play DVD's...ok now I looked everywhere and I couldn't find it maybe it doesn't exist...I dunno, it does sound a bit stupid cause the Dreamcast uses a cdrom (or GD-rom, who knows)...anyone know where I could posibly get it....It would really be great I got 4 anime DVD's and no dvd player....
what I also heard that the alterned the Bios to start up linux on the dreamcast....anyone else heard of any weird stories of owners and their dreamcasts????
Vision Replies:
You're an idiot.
Grand Master 67 Replies:
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KISS MY ASS IF YOUR NOT GONNA ANSWER MY QUESTION!!
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UrinalCake Replies:
Yes it's all true, the DC plays DVDs and if you hook it up to a quality sound system like the PSX and bum some speakers from the stereo system of a dumped car you'll have a home theatre package that rivals $4000 systems! I suggest you talk to kingcaleb if you need anymore details, you can find him at Sydney Uni, he's the one sitting up the back of the psychology lectures constantly yelling out "pfft, yeah right, what would you know ********"!
Grand Master 67 Replies:
I don't go to bloody uni....I live in Queensland dammit....are you jerking my leg ;<
if not where can i get it from and I'm not talking about from a person....
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Originally posted by DJ Fusion:
Grand Master 67: You act a lot more mature over at the madman forums. Try and show my mebers the same level of respect please.
Cheers!
Grand Master 67 Replies:
AYY!!! So I would not be regarded as being not a member....That would make me what then....I seemingly don't know understand from what point your coming across....Even though it was clear that I was just posting doing my own thing and ******** comes along and starts shit you go and back up your lil friends...man **** YOU! You bloody shit **** YOU AND YOUR STUPID BOARD I'll ****ing go to some other ****ing board piss head....last time I go to some board with **** DJ FUSION ON IT!!!
Well goodbye piss heads!!
--------- ODWF: You are the Weakest Link! ---------
Originally posted by XMAN:
PIE, I have a great job and heaps of cash, I have a sexy wife and have sex every nite, I have 2 great kids, I go out when ever I want to, I have well over $20,000 worth of assets.
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Originally posted by Genesis725:
30 is what a TV usually runs at and when it is at 60 then it is a whole lot better, but the TV doesn't actually show all 60 frams in a second because an interlaced TV can only show 30 frames per second. In TV's of this day that don't run interlaced 60 frames a second is much more visible so it will look a million times better when running on a newer TV at ACTUAL 60 frames per second.
David
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Originally posted by X MAN:
Go with a PIIII dude, 64 bit arc compared to 32, think about it.
But think about this, you want to play games right?
Save your money and get XBOX, it will make ALL PC gaming look like a Dreamcast game.
--------- The Top Shelf: Frootloop edition ---------
Originally posted by zarevz:
You are breaking one of the forum rules by posting information that you know is incorrect and is likely to harm me. Unless you remove all references that are in relation to me, or any alias that is of common knowledge to this UBB of me, I will promptly forward my request for your account to be terminated.
Vzzbx replies:
You're breaking one of the forum rules by being an accessory to murder. I actually died laughing when I read this.
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Originally posted by zarevz:
Unless you remove all references that are in relation to me, or any alias that is of common knowledge to this UBB of me, I will promptly forward my request for your account to be terminated.
Candy Arse replies:
So I was just wondering, did you want us to go down holding hands, or did you want to break my fall?
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The case of the mysterious stalker...
Originally posted by zarevz:
I contacted Elliot to tell you that the forum was getting hacked into. I also contacted Theo, but he couldn't give me any direct info on how to get directly in touch with you, so that's why I had to settle with Elliot(ucko).
Carey Badcoe was very helpful, if you know her, but she for some reason no longer works with Next any more, but sounded very, very nice(hint, hint). You should ask her out.
Anyway, the post below was posted by the hacker at the time shown below. If you guys want to persue this, you just need to correlate the times of your server to that of the ISP's. Then you can narrow down the users posting at that time within +-5 mins or so and go from there.
Hercy replies:
Talking of people who have too much time on their hands...
From the moment the dame walked in, I knew she was trouble. She had a chip on her shoulder that matched the chip in my Dreamcast. $40 inc GST. She said she had witnessed a hacking. She had; she was hacking away at my heart.
I have two magnums in my desk. One's a gun I keep loaded. The other one's a bottle that keeps me loaded. I told her to sit down and fill me in on the details. The dame told me that the hacker posted just before midnight. All I had to do was correlate the times of her server to that of the ISP's. Then I can narrow down the users posting at that time within +-5 mins or so and go from there.
I couldn't do it alone. I got on the blower* to Elliot and Theo. The dame had a history with Theo. Theo didn't answer. He really was history. Elliot was as much help as a trenchcoat without a cool belt, so I contacted Carey Badcoe. She sounded like one of those people whose real last name is "Badcock", but who try to convince everyone that the "ck" is silent. Her past indiscretions didn't worry me now. I had a job to do. I would have asked her out, but she didn't date cereal.
She told me the hacker left her a note with the initials "HN". There were smilies painted on the walls. I had a sick one on my hands.
I heard the distinctive sound of a gun being cocked** behind my head. The dame had set me up. I used one of my magnums to make a retort, and the other to make a satisfying smashing sound. The dame was drenched. I hauled her up onto the chair by her hair, but only her hair came up with my hand. The dame was wearing a wig.
It was no dame. She had a dodgy goatie. And come to think of it, she'd been playing Star Wars on the other TV all night while everyone else was playing multiplayer games. With his last breath, he gurgled "@|:-<".
*obvious blower/blow her joke omitted.
**ditto
Originally posted by zarevz:
Also I would like to advise the mods that when one edits a post (containing a quote followed by code), the quote does not show up in the edit page.
Dreamer replies:
I TOTALLY appreciate you trying to help, but something to be aware of in case something like this happens again. I do not work at Next media. I used to, over 2 years ago. I do freelance work for them these days, that's it. If you're ever trying to contact me, just email dan_toose@siriustel.com.au Don't try any other way... It'll just be involving other people who shouldn't be bothered by such stuff, and I don't want that kind of thing happening.
Zarevz replies:
Good afternoon Dreamer,
I too was rather concerned, at the time, about having to resort to third parties in contacting you, but I tried to be as polite as possible about the matter considering the time over at the Eastern States.
Perhaps I was overestimating the situation, but when thinking back to what was actually done to the forum I'm sure anybody here at that time would agree it was the appropriate action to undertake. I personally hope that nobody hassled you about me getting in contact, because in reality it's not like this is an everyday event, and I'm sure reasonable people would understand.
Remember Dreamer that the hacker could just have easily destroyed other files of more importance without realising (eg. Accounting Databases) and hence you needed to know that this was happening so that you could stop it. I'll make sure to email from me from now on.
Hope your date goes well.
Catch ya.
Dreamer replies:
Someone organise a blind date for me?
Zarevz replies:
Dreamer, you don't know of Carey Badcoe(ex Publisher, Business & Technology)? I know Next is isn't run out of someone's back yard garage, but surely it's withing the same complex...
It actually reminds me of a an Australian Publication, Silicon Chip, that virtually started out in a garage-sized office space. Same thing with another called Cut Throat Cheats over here in Perth, but they later collapsed when the artist and one writer left. It's quite strange as a child when you envisage magazines like Hyper to be the gospel, when in reality it's just everyday people running the things.
BTW - Did Elliot pass on the message?
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