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Candy Arse Highly Esteemed Member	posted 20-02-2001 04:06 PM I have decided that this is such a good idea, it deserves it's own thread. Feel free to add your own bouts at will. I will update this whenever I come across a fanboy argument worthy of mention. Todays battle is a handicap match, with Lambchop going up against the team of Smelly Ballsack and Lestat. Lestat uses personal attack!- it has no effect! smelly ballsack uses personal attack!- it has no effect! Lambchop uses no real DC experience! no real DC experience turns into audience humour! - it's super effective! Lestat uses all manner of geeky techical references as to why NFL2K1 is better, without going too much into gameplay! it's inneffective! smelly ballsack uses repeat everything Lestat says! it's inneffective! lambchop uses poor grammar! it becomes confusion! - confusion is super effective! Lestat re-uses personal attack! - it causes anger in lambchop! smelly ballsack uses repeat everything lestat says! it's innefective as it makes no sense! it becomes confusion! lambchop uses Madden is the better game! it's super effective! Lestat faints! smelly ballsack uses do the same thing lestat does! smelly ballsack faints! Your winner - Lambchop! [This message has been edited by Candy Arse (edited 20-02-2001).] IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Executive Administrator	posted 20-02-2001 04:09 PM "You're live with your co-host DJ Fusion! It was touch and go there for a second Candy, and it really could have leaned either way, but I think Lambys excellent confusion technique really turned that tide! Its been a good year for him, hes trained hard, and he really deserved that victory! So how do you feel Lamby?" Lamby: "Wel i feal god i geuss?" DJ Fusion faints! IP: Logged
Incompetent Goon! Highly Esteemed Member	posted 20-02-2001 04:13 PM Candy Arse is a Lambchop fanboy!!! IP: Logged
Candy Arse Highly Esteemed Member	posted 20-02-2001 04:15 PM Nah, I'm just going with whoever I agree with on the day. IP: Logged
lestat Highly Esteemed Member	posted 20-02-2001 04:58 PM errr yeah Candy. Ok from what I gather I should... a) not actually play any games, just call everyone a liar that conflicts with the views of IGN. b) master the ability to write with poor grammer, super effective confusion. c) Repeat Madden is a better game, even though the game we are talking has nothing to do with Madden. d) Rent more from Blockbuster. Great now I know how to get through to the mentally challenged Playnow folk. Cheers mate. [This message has been edited by lestat (edited 20-02-2001).] IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Executive Administrator	posted 20-02-2001 05:01 PM Now, now lestat, you know he was only having a laugh, and he poked just as much fun at Lamby as he did at you. Bet you wouldn't have had a dig at him if you'd won 'eh? IP: Logged
Candy Arse Highly Esteemed Member	posted 20-02-2001 05:06 PM heh, get over it Lestat. You win some, you lose some. IP: Logged
lestat Highly Esteemed Member	posted 20-02-2001 05:09 PM What�s to win? I have the MGS demo, really the only winner around here is me. Ciao losers!!!! Buwahahahahaha! IP: Logged
Candy Arse Highly Esteemed Member	posted 20-02-2001 05:13 PM Lestat uses bad sport! - it's super effective! Lestat uses I am a god at games because I'm buddies with Steve O'leary I see them before you! - it's inneffective! Candy Arse uses Care Factor = 0! - super effective! IP: Logged
lestat Highly Esteemed Member	posted 20-02-2001 05:15 PM Muhahahahahahahaha IP: Logged
lambchop Highly Esteemed Member	posted 20-02-2001 09:39 PM lestat : lambchop points finger score board. eat my children will ya? .... i think not but really, it was all over the moment i locked on my 'rack of lamb' patented finishing manuvere IP: Logged
Vzzzbx Highly Esteemed Member	posted 21-02-2001 08:34 AM quote: Originally posted by lestat: b) master the ability to write with poor grammer Oh man, that's gold, that is. Gold. IP: Logged
UrinalCake Highly Esteemed Member	posted 21-02-2001 09:29 AM LMAO! One for the pool room! IP: Logged
Candy Arse Highly Esteemed Member	posted 21-02-2001 10:42 AM gasp! IP: Logged
jasurat Highly Esteemed Member	posted 21-02-2001 10:42 AM I disagree, I feel lestats comments have far more weight than lambchops. I mean lambchop thinks he no's all the pros and cons of systems he owns and dosent own, writting off dcs games when all the games hes every seen are at his local gamesman. What they got running??? sega rally2? Lambchop has problly never seen a dreamcast A+ import title. So he has no bases for comparing. IP: Logged
UrinalCake Highly Esteemed Member	posted 21-02-2001 10:44 AM Exactly! IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Executive Administrator	posted 21-02-2001 10:46 AM Oh what fools we've been, and thank you for taking fanboy deathmatch far more seriously than it ever deserved. IP: Logged
Delta One Highly Esteemed Member	posted 21-02-2001 11:42 AM quote: Originally posted by jasurat: I disagree, I feel lestats comments have far more weight than lambchops. I mean lambchop thinks he no's all the pros and cons of systems he owns and dosent own, writting off dcs games when all the games hes every seen are at his local gamesman. What they got running??? sega rally2? Lambchop has problly never seen a dreamcast A+ import title. So he has no bases for comparing. Warning! taking too seriously alert. I'm sure CA will be bringing more of his fanboy battles soon that will include EVERYBODY And to be fair I've never seen Lambchop bag the DC or it's games in the way you describe. Lestat also has many valid arguments on the weaknesses of the PS2 that can't be ignored. DJ Fusion uses voice of moderation. It has no effect IP: Logged
ilce Executive Moderator	posted 21-02-2001 12:29 PM quote: Originally posted by UrinalCake: Exactly! Indeed !!! IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Executive Administrator	posted 21-02-2001 12:32 PM Indeed? Do we have a Mr Indeed in here guys? IP: Logged
UrinalCake Highly Esteemed Member	posted 21-02-2001 12:36 PM Exactly! IP: Logged
ilce Executive Moderator	posted 21-02-2001 12:36 PM Kaientai DJ... ------------------ I am the Drunken Master, Hiccup!!! IP: Logged
Spoonfan Highly Esteemed Member	posted 21-02-2001 01:53 PM Don't bother trying to explain it to people who aren't 'in'. IP: Logged
UrinalCake Highly Esteemed Member	posted 21-02-2001 02:13 PM Exactly! IP: Logged
Prince Underpants Highly Esteemed Member	posted 21-02-2001 02:14 PM don't try and tell star@cker, he said he's out, remember... IP: Logged

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