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DJ Fusion Unicron	posted 25-03-2002 02:48 PM Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking on my cock. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load in your face. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, cause you seem like a right clingy bird that is impossible to get rid of once you shag . Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: That works for me....as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it up your arse. Male: Would you like to dance? Female: I'd rather die. Male: I think you mis-heard me. I said your arse looks fat in that skirt. IP: Logged
Timbo Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 02:51 PM Now that's funny. IP: Logged
Candy Arse Optimus Prime	posted 25-03-2002 03:07 PM Please sir, can I have some more? IP: Logged
Elvis Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 03:09 PM quote: Originally posted by DJ Fusion: Male: Would you like to dance? Female: I'd rather die. Male: I think you mis-heard me. I said your arse looks fat in that skirt. old but gold IP: Logged
Vzzzbx Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 03:13 PM quote: Originally posted by DJ Fusion: Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking on my cock. I thought you said 'no dick jokes'. yu0 = hyp0cr!te IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Unicron	posted 25-03-2002 03:36 PM Ilce: Would you like to dance? Female: I'd rather die. Ilce: punches female in the head IP: Logged
Vzzzbx Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 03:49 PM Overkill. IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Unicron	posted 25-03-2002 03:54 PM Vzzbx: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Vzzbx: ... IP: Logged
^Charlie^ Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 04:01 PM Sauce? MORE, i demand more! IP: Logged
TheMaxx Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 04:02 PM Don Juan De Marco = Dexxta IP: Logged
Timbo Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 04:06 PM TheMaxx = ********. IP: Logged
TheMaxx Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 04:19 PM I dont understand your post its been blocked out by stars. IP: Logged
Timbo Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 04:21 PM It says... ********. I don't understand why your post is in this thread. IP: Logged
TheMaxx Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 04:25 PM Oh I see. My bad. IP: Logged
Mr. Bungle Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 04:30 PM TheMaxx = Don Juan De'Marco = Dexxta! IP: Logged
TheMaxx Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 04:33 PM oh crap you got me well im going back to designing cloths in new york you guys are all kiddy losers anyway IP: Logged
Vzzzbx Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 04:40 PM DJ Fusion: Want to c... <Woman walks off> IP: Logged
Prince Underpants Optimus Prime	posted 25-03-2002 04:45 PM Adam, 15, from Adelaide: Hello, are you a girl? Woman: Get away from me you weirdo!! Adam, 15, from Adelaide: Do you want to be my girl friend? Hoover: >8-D Woman: What the hell is your problem?? Hoover: (:-{ segadylan: Do you want to go and see Tombraider with me? Woman: Get fcked *******!! segadylan: Did I do something to offend you? Please tell me what it is. I normally get along really well with people and I don't like it when people don't like me. If you tell me what I did, I can change my behaviour in the future so that I don't upset you. IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Unicron	posted 25-03-2002 04:51 PM quote: Originally posted by Vzzzbx: DJ Fusion: Want to c... <Woman walks off> Ouch! IP: Logged
Vzzzbx Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 05:10 PM lambchop: wahts a nioce gerl liek u dooing inn a plaise lik tihs? PS2: ... lambchop: ooooh saucie!!!!1 ilce: Would you like to see my etchings? Alsatian: Woof! IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Unicron	posted 25-03-2002 05:13 PM Girl: I like Britney Spears! Vzzbx: I like ELO! Girl: ... Vzzbx: ... Girl: ... Vzzbx: ... Girl: ... Vzzbx: ... Girl: ... Vzzbx: Wanna do it? IP: Logged
Timbo Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 05:18 PM Yu0 guys ar funnnny! IP: Logged
Vzzzbx Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 05:21 PM quote: Originally posted by DJ Fusion: Girl: I like Britney Spears! Vzzbx: I like ELO! Girl: ... Vzzbx: ... Girl: ... Vzzbx: ... Girl: ... Vzzbx: ... Girl: ... Vzzbx: Wanna do it? You'd be surprised how often that works. IP: Logged
Timbo Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 05:22 PM girl: Hi there. vision: ...........hic' adam, 15 from adelaide: asl? girl: huh? thankyou... thankyou very much. <- at me. IP: Logged
Vzzzbx Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 05:24 PM Timbo: Will you do it with me? Henry Infinity: No. IP: Logged

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