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Kogepan Unregistered	posted 26-03-2002 02:25 PM Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. If you make somebody angry, even if it was unintentional, you should give them a genuine apology. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around. 12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. ------------------ IP: Logged
Vzzzbx Suspended	posted 26-03-2002 02:52 PM 14. Use hand cream for less blistering. IP: Logged
Pikachu Banned	posted 26-03-2002 02:58 PM Pika: Eewwwww fish!!! Woman: Wha??? Pika: Oh just close them. CLOSE THEM!!!!!!!! IP: Logged
Elvis Suspended	posted 26-03-2002 03:05 PM quote: Originally posted by Pikachu: Pika: Eewwwww fish!!! Woman: Wha??? Pika: Oh just close them. CLOSE THEM!!!!!!!! ahahahahah!! LMFAO !! IP: Logged
Vzzzbx Suspended	posted 26-03-2002 03:06 PM Pika: Best post evar. By a mile. IP: Logged
Peppermint Lounge Suspended	posted 26-03-2002 03:11 PM quote: Originally posted by Pikachu: Pika: Eewwwww fish!!! Woman: Wha??? Pika: Oh just close them. CLOSE THEM!!!!!!!! OMG. IP: Logged
Vzzzbx Suspended	posted 26-03-2002 03:24 PM Girl: Will you go out with me? Pika: Virgin. Girl: Excuse me? Pika: Virgin. Girl: What did you just call me? Pika: Virgin. Girl <slap> Pika: Do you mind? I'm watching the tennis. IP: Logged
^Charlie^ Suspended	posted 26-03-2002 03:27 PM IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Junior Member	posted 26-03-2002 03:29 PM quote: Originally posted by Pikachu: Pika: Eewwwww fish!!! Woman: Wha??? Pika: Oh just close them. CLOSE THEM!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!! It's funny how there's a very strong, proven corelation between men that have never, ever eaten or enjoyed seafood, and their penchance for dance remixes of 80's classics. IP: Logged
Pikachu Banned	posted 26-03-2002 03:29 PM quote: Originally posted by Vzzzbx: Girl: Will you go out with me? Pika: Virgin. Girl: Excuse me? Pika: Virgin. Girl: What did you just call me? Pika: Virgin. Girl <slap> Pika: Do you mind? I'm watching the tennis. LOL!!!!!!!!!! IP: Logged
^Charlie^ Suspended	posted 26-03-2002 03:31 PM DJ Fusion: Are we having sex yet? Girl: Umm, i havent even taken my clothes off yet. DJ: Oh, ok. Wait a minute, is that supposed to be there? Girl: ... IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Junior Member	posted 26-03-2002 03:33 PM IP: Logged
Prince Underpants Banned	posted 26-03-2002 03:36 PM WTF is with that Charlie?? Charlie: I haven't even take my clothes of yet. Woman: Sorry? Why don't you buy me a drink. Charlie: Elephant. Wibble Wibble. Hat stand. Are we having sex yet? Woman: .... IP: Logged
Vzzzbx Suspended	posted 26-03-2002 03:40 PM meharl: helo you i is teh gorgos wil u go at wiv me Girl: ...pardon? meharl: y es u lok an thick u r prity ,i am here IP: Logged
Prince Underpants Banned	posted 26-03-2002 03:54 PM meharl: r u a girl? Woman: ummm, yes. meharl: do I no you? Woman: thankfully not. Commish: Hello. Woman: Hello. Commish: Hi. Woman: ... IP: Logged
steenkfist Suspended	posted 26-03-2002 03:55 PM quote: Originally posted by Pikachu: Pika: Eewwwww fish!!! Woman: Wha??? Pika: Oh just close them. CLOSE THEM!!!!!!!! Nice wun bruvva, nice wun! First completely sincere chuckle of the day with that one. IP: Logged
^Charlie^ Suspended	posted 26-03-2002 03:56 PM @me. IP: Logged
Peppermint Lounge Suspended	posted 26-03-2002 03:57 PM Woman: Candy... I'm waiting baby. Candy Arse: <typing> ahahaha! I kill me. Woman: C'mon Candy... Candy Arse: Yeah honey, just come and have a quick look at what I said to this guy. He... <laughter> he doesn't even know I'm using another account <laughter>... Woman: Later sweetie. Can't you see I'm naked? Candy Arse: And you look great baby, you really do. But just come and have a look at this. It's so funny. Woman: ... IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Junior Member	posted 26-03-2002 04:01 PM Kingcaleb: ...and so halfway through the movie we all realised that the left speaker wasn't even working and that it had no effect on the movie at all which is kind of like the cocktail effect because if the left speaker had said my name across a crowded room I would've known that it wasn't turned off but the visuals of the projector were of sufficient quality so that... Woman: Zzz.. Zzz.. Zzz.. IP: Logged
Jonaskin Suspended	posted 26-03-2002 04:22 PM Best thread evar. ryanandcameron: Hey, you're a pretty cool chick. Wanna swap numbers? Girl: OK, here's mine. ryanandcameron: Thanks. Girl: Where's yours? ryanandcameron: Sorry, I'm unable to uphold my end of our previously arranged trade. Girl: Ohh, I've heard of you, you're that bad trader from Playnow! ryanandcameron: Shut the ** up you ing loser, I AM NOT A *ING BAD TRADER, THAT WAS JACOB SEAMER, NOT ME!!! JUST SHUT UP!!! Girl: Slap* ------------------------------- Gay guy: Hi there. Want a shag? Madmya: EWWWW fck no, get away from me you gay *. I hereby name you FORUM **** #1 (FF1) Gay guy: Yeah, well your dad wasn't complaing last night. Madmya: F*ck off, parent jokes are American, which is just as bad as being GHEY. You are now known as GAY AND YANK JOKE PERSON DUDE. ------------------ "You try so hard to reach my level of smartness don't you?" - Blitz11, AKA Rastalant, AKA Wanker. This victory strengthens the soul of Jonaskin! IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Junior Member	posted 26-03-2002 04:26 PM Lol! Jonaskin: Hey baby, I ain't never seen you around here. Girl, you so fine. You wanna get it on? Yeah? You wanna get hot and heavy with big man Jonaskin? Yeah? You wanna stroke big man Jonaskin? Uhuh. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. Girl: Baaah... Baaah... IP: Logged
Got Wang Unregistered	posted 26-03-2002 04:30 PM This shag strengthens the soul of Jonaskin! IP: Logged
Elvis Suspended	posted 26-03-2002 05:54 PM quote: Originally posted by Peppermint Lounge: Woman: Candy... I'm waiting baby. Candy Arse: <typing> ahahaha! I kill me. Woman: C'mon Candy... Candy Arse: Yeah honey, just come and have a quick look at what I said to this guy. He... <laughter> he doesn't even know I'm using another account <laughter>... Woman: Later sweetie. Can't you see I'm naked? Candy Arse: And you look great baby, you really do. But just come and have a look at this. It's so funny. Woman: ... LMAO -------------------- DJ- did you rip off my joke and just change the names ? IP: Logged
Candy Arse Banned	posted 26-03-2002 07:27 PM quote: Originally posted by Peppermint Lounge: Woman: Candy... I'm waiting baby. Candy Arse: <typing> ahahaha! I kill me. Woman: C'mon Candy... Candy Arse: Yeah honey, just come and have a quick look at what I said to this guy. He... <laughter> he doesn't even know I'm using another account <laughter>... Woman: Later sweetie. Can't you see I'm naked? Candy Arse: And you look great baby, you really do. But just come and have a look at this. It's so funny. Woman: ... I think you'd be surprised at how accurate that is. IP: Logged
Elvis Suspended	posted 27-03-2002 08:21 AM actually I probably wouldn't. That's what makes it funny IP: Logged

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