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Prince Underpants
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posted 26-03-2002 11:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Prince Underpants   Click Here to Email Prince Underpants     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
DJ Fusion: Hey baby, want to go out and..
Woman: Yes, yes I do...
Ilce: Get out of the way short dick! I'm asking her out!
Woman: one at a time boys.
Ilce: [Banned]
iMac: [Banned]
Highlander: [Banned]
DJ Fusion: 7:30 ok for you?

[This message has been edited by Prince Underpants (edited 26-03-2002).]

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Vzzzbx
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posted 26-03-2002 11:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vzzzbx   Click Here to Email Vzzzbx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Will you stop making me stick up for DJ Fusion!! I feel dirty!

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Originally posted by ilce:
But he deleted my post... not his.. He abused his moderating privliges by doing this and inturn banning and IP blocking me from posting it again.

All right, as a moderator he does a lot of things I disagree with, but if I was a mod and someone made a comment like that about me I'd probably remove it too.

I never said he deleted his own post. I don't know where you got that from.

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DJ Fusion
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posted 26-03-2002 11:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ Fusion   Click Here to Email DJ Fusion     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ilce, just let it slide. I only posted my joke because you said this in another thread:

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I hope Stevens beat the crap out of his wife also since she is just as guilty.

Which then started a big debate about that comment.

Obviously, this thread is about pick-up lines for women, and so I thought that bringing up what you said might be funny.

If it wasn't, then big deal. If it was offensive, then I'm sorry. Just tell me it was offensive. Don't start acting like a child.

What you posted wasn't funny. It had nothing to do with anything. It was abusive. It was unnecessary and it didn't belong in this thread so I deleted it.

You then:

*Posted the same post as many times as you could before I took posting privs off your account in order to delete those posts.
*Repeat times three for your other accounts.
*Banned me from Gamenation.

Now how about we all just forget about it and act like nothing happened okay?

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ilce
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posted 26-03-2002 12:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ilce   Click Here to Email ilce     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well alot of his post directed at me got deleted so most of you guys are only gonna believe what the Moderator says is true. I can't delete someone elses posts in ths forum can I?.. only mine. Anyway.. I lose in this arguement no matter what because I cant hide my f*ckup like a moderator can.

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ilce
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posted 26-03-2002 12:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ilce   Click Here to Email ilce     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You are a LIAR DJ.. You know how it went down and your not man enough (especially to a friend) to admit your mistakes. To cover them up with that bullshit you posted, well... tells me alot about you...

[This message has been edited by ilce (edited 26-03-2002).]

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DJ Fusion
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posted 26-03-2002 12:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ Fusion   Click Here to Email DJ Fusion     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I did make a few posts that said nothing different to my post above, and they did disappear, but I didn't delete them. I just assumed goaty was trying to keep order.

Feel free to explain the truth to me, I'm curious as to what I'm missing out on!

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Vision
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posted 26-03-2002 12:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vision   Click Here to Email Vision     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
**** you all, badcore style.

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Prince Underpants
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posted 26-03-2002 12:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Prince Underpants   Click Here to Email Prince Underpants     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think it is time to stop blaming each other. It doesn't matter who said what, or who did what first. All that matters is that in this difficult world, we each have someone we can call a friend. It can take a long time to find that special person, and when you do it is worth fighting to keep them. I think we can all learn something from that. Take care of yourselves, and each other too.

Jerry.

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DJ Fusion
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posted 26-03-2002 12:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ Fusion   Click Here to Email DJ Fusion     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Vzzzbx:
...as a moderator he does a lot of things I disagree with...

You think you can do a better job? Fine then. You bloody do it.

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Poppa Large Advance
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posted 26-03-2002 12:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Poppa Large Advance   Click Here to Email Poppa Large Advance     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Movies / DVD / Music / Retro / OT forum
(moderated by Pikachu, Vzzzbx)

Hahahaha! This has potential.

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ilce
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posted 26-03-2002 12:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ilce   Click Here to Email ilce     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How it went down...

You posted your post at the start of the thread for your own reasons.

ilce posts a funny post about DJ being short dicked (as is relavent due to previous discussions he ahd with dick jokes namely with one of the Bitter boys) and the asian referance due to the fact that DJ likes asian girls (which again is public knowledge)

Now, their are about 5-7 replies after my post with no one blinking an eye.

I come back to the thread and find my post has gone. Hmmm I says.. I'll post it.

2 minutes later gone again. DJ tells me to stop poting shit and to stop acting like a retard. I post it again with a message telling DJ not to delete it unless he is Hypocritical (take as good as you get sorta thing)

No, deleted.. I post a few in a row, he bans my account and then deletes the posts.

I use another account and post again since I consider this total bullshit..

I try other accounts but as soon as I post he is their like a hawk ready to pounce and ban me again. He eventually I.P bans me after realising I have to many multiple accounts. Clears up the posts. Leaves a message saying I'm banned and I wont be allowed back in for a while.

After about 10-15 minutes he realises he may have over-reacted so he enables my accounts and unlocks the IP ban and says Im now allowed to post the joke it if I want.

I do..

I then get flamed by eveyone else because DJ calls me an abusive spammer. Pep and a few other morons act like sheep and jump on the gravy train. DJ Consequently deletes his previous posts making it look like I never got banned and I get royally flamed by everyone.

[This message has been edited by ilce (edited 26-03-2002).]

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Pikachu
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posted 26-03-2002 12:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pikachu   Click Here to Email Pikachu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Movies / DVD / Music / Retro / OT forum
(moderated by Pikachu, Vzzzbx)

Oh dear!!!!

Anyway - who's hogging the popcorn?

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Vzzzbx
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posted 26-03-2002 01:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vzzzbx   Click Here to Email Vzzzbx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DJ Fusion:
You think you can do a better job? Fine then. You bloody do it.

You back off man, else I go hog shit on yo' ass.

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Corey
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posted 26-03-2002 01:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Corey     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Corey: I have $30
Lots of girls: Pick me pick me

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Vzzzbx
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posted 26-03-2002 01:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vzzzbx   Click Here to Email Vzzzbx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Vzzzbx: Want me?
Girl: Hell yeah, you're hot. I'll do you just as soon as...
Vzzzbx: 'Just arse soon arse', you crap bloody American arse licker.
Girl: But I...
Vzzzbx: 'Bum I'. Australians don't call it a 'butt', you brainless bloody trollop.
Girl: Up ya.
Vzzzbx: I want my $50 back.

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a1studmuffin
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posted 26-03-2002 01:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for a1studmuffin   Click Here to Email a1studmuffin     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Girl: Hey, you seem like an okay kind of ---
Ilce: (begins to speak)
Girl: (uncontrollably projectile vomits)
Ilce: That wasn't me! It was DJ! He stole all my funny jokes and made all his lame ones come from me!!!! You guys have no idea, you're just fueling the fire by sticking up for DJ!!!! The nurses are stealing my money!! It's all a goddamn conspiracy!!!

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Twit
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posted 26-03-2002 01:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Twit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Twit: Wanna root?
Halle Berry: *sniff*...this...*sniff*, opens up HOPE...*sniff*...to..

AITP: Make me a mod!
PlayNOW: hahahahahaha
AITP: Please! I'd be good.
PlayNOW: hahahahahaha
AITP: Oh go on!
Vzzzbx: DJ sux as a mod.
DJ Fusion: Okay, you do it then!

Twit: gosh, you're not bad. What are you, a Southern Hairy Nosed?
HMAS Jervis Bay: ...

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ilce
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posted 26-03-2002 01:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ilce   Click Here to Email ilce     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DJ Fusion:
Now how about we all just forget about it and act like nothing happened okay?


OK, enough of this Day of our Lives shit.

Im gonna take your above advice.

First.. I wanna add this joke in.
ilce: Hello, wanna dance?
Girl: No, YUO=UGLY
DJ: Wanna Dance?
Girl: No, YUO=UGLY 2
Mech: Wanna Dance?
Girl: Yeah Baby...

ilce: DJ YUO is one Ugly M.F.
DJ: Wanna go play games at my place?
ilce: OK.

ilce and DJ go back to DJ's place and after playing UFC for 3 hours make mad pationate love.

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goaty
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posted 26-03-2002 01:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for goaty   Click Here to Email goaty     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DJ Fusion:
I just assumed goaty was trying to keep order.

Don't bring me into this! I haven't touched any posts.

And don't assume anything either, you'll make an ASS out of U and ME.

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Vzzzbx
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posted 26-03-2002 01:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vzzzbx   Click Here to Email Vzzzbx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ass, u, me. I hate that phrase.

quote:
Originally posted by ilce:
ilce and DJ go back to DJ's place and after playing UFC for 3 hours make mad pationate love.

But DJ doesn't have a patio...

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ilce
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posted 26-03-2002 01:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ilce   Click Here to Email ilce     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Kiss my ass you butt licking, sidewalk travelling, college educated, left hand steering hick..... period.

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Prince Underpants
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posted 26-03-2002 01:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Prince Underpants   Click Here to Email Prince Underpants     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Arse, U, Me...

Happy now Mr Moderator?

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goaty
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posted 26-03-2002 01:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for goaty   Click Here to Email goaty     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Beautiful woman Vzy has managed to chat up: So Vzz, now that we know each other and have found a mutual affection, I assume you'd like to bonk me?
Vzzzbx: I hate that phrase. You disgust me, foul whore to Amerikkka, begone from my sight!
Woman: *sighs to herself* great, another misanthropic malcontent ASShole!

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ilce
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posted 26-03-2002 02:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ilce   Click Here to Email ilce     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL.. Looks like DJ doesnt like me anymore. I have been relegated to common peasant..

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Peppermint Lounge
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posted 26-03-2002 02:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peppermint Lounge     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ilce:
Pep and a few ther morons act like sheep and jump on the gravy train.

What are you bagging me for? All I said was Highlander's post wasn't funny. Why do you think I should know it was you using another account?

[This message has been edited by Peppermint Lounge (edited 26-03-2002).]

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