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ilce Optimus Prime	posted 26-03-2002 10:06 AM DJ Fusion: Wanna root? Female: Sorry, I dont root short dicked wanna-be asian males DJ Fusion: 2 inches isnt short dicked you bitch Female laughs so hard that she collapses and requires paramedics to recover her Looks like my I.P ban has been lifted. IP: Logged
Elvis Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 10:18 AM LMAO @ Pantene crack! Girl: can I buy you a beer ? Lestat: Actually beer is derived from the German word Lager, and distilled from a hop thru rose-gold copper pipes at 96 degrees. Girl: riiiight... but would you like one ? Lestat: I feel that the suggestion of a female on the pre-purchase of hops-based liquids is inferior, and should be discussed in much more detail, including but not limited to, the quality of the glass, and the bubbles contained in said glass. Anyway I don't drink IP: Logged
Timbo Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 10:22 AM Ahah- ...oh... EDIT: (at Ilce's post) [This message has been edited by Timbo (edited 26-03-2002).] IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Unicron	posted 26-03-2002 10:29 AM quote: Originally posted by ilce: Looks like my I.P ban has been lifted. Unfortunately. Thanks for spamming this thread with your abuse and then banning me from Gamenation btw, very professional. Do me a favour, don't lift my ban from Gamenation - Spending time in a forum full of retarded 14 year olds is obviously highly contagious. IP: Logged
Vzzzbx Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 10:35 AM quote: Originally posted by ilce: DJ Fusion: Wanna root? Female: Sorry, I dont root short dicked wanna-be asian males DJ Fusion: 2 inches isnt short dicked you bitch Female laughs so hard that she collapses and requires paramedics to recover her I'm glad you eventually got this post to stay up ilch mate, because now everyone can see how eminently mature you are. IP: Logged
ilce Optimus Prime	posted 26-03-2002 10:53 AM quote: Originally posted by DJ Fusion: Unfortunately. Thanks for spamming this thread with your abuse and then banning me from Gamenation btw, very professional. Do me a favour, don't lift my ban from Gamenation - Uhhmmm, you banned my accounts and I.P banned me for no reason... what?... because you couldnt take a joke directed at you... especially after dealing one out to me. DJ = Hypocrite to the Extreme. Get a clue dude. You really dont take jokes directed at you very well do you? And I thought Pep was was bad in this department.. at least he cant start banning people when he is attacked unlike yourslef... I have more respect for him in the fact that he gives as good as he gets.. As for spamming, its funny how the only reason you do post at GN is to spam yourself. Bit childish if you ask me. Booo DJ, Boooo IP: Logged
Timbo Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 10:55 AM Rastalant: Hi.... Wanna go steady? Girl: ...er, no thanks. Rastalant: What? You want a piece of me you hermodyke? Girl: Huh? Jonaskin (hears conversation in the background): Rastalant, you're a **ing moron. You get absolutely owned by everyone who you're dumb enough to argue with, yet still insist you're winning. And your comebacks are truly pathetic. Vzzzbx - also hears conversation: I though I told you to ** off! Rastalant: Be quiet before I break you in half!11!! No one talks to rastalant like that!11!1!!1 IP: Logged
Elvis Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 10:56 AM this thread has rapidly gone from Funniest thread Evar/Pool room material to yet another bitch-fight. IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Unicron	posted 26-03-2002 11:03 AM There's plenty of jokes in this thread that are directed at me ilce. The key word here being "joke", as opposed to unfunny abuse. I banned your account because you were hammering the reply button and flooding the forum. As soon as I had cleaned up your multiple posts I unbanned the accounts. I wasn't taking anything personally, I was just trying to keep that level of abuse out of the forum; as you can see I didn't succeed. IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Unicron	posted 26-03-2002 11:06 AM Timbo: Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and rotoscope each other all night long? Woman: Oh my god, that's so disgusting. You may as well have just told me you worked for channel 7 if you wanted to turn me off you! Timbo: I do work for channel 7. Woman: Uurgghh..!! Edit: Why are mine so damn unfunny?!?! [This message has been edited by DJ Fusion (edited 26-03-2002).] IP: Logged
Peppermint Lounge Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 11:09 AM Girl: "Hey sweetie. I don't think I've seen you here before. Wanna dance?" Vision: "Yeah sure." Woman: "Cool, I'll just put by bag over..." <mobile rings>... "oh, excuse me." Vision: "An 8310?? Why the ** would you waste your money on that piece of shit?" Woman: "Hang on a sec', Bek..." <looks at Vision>. "Excuse me?" Vision: "Your phone is a **ing joke. All that money and it's not even Tri band. Typical Nokia yuppie shit. My T68 is superior in every..." Woman: "Goodbye." IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Unicron	posted 26-03-2002 11:10 AM ROTFL..!! Thassa good'un. But you're gonna get in trouble. IP: Logged
Vzzzbx Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 11:10 AM quote: Originally posted by ilce: DJ = Hypocrite to the Extreme. ilce = Vitriolic to the Extreme. See? You've even got me sticking up for DJ Fusion. This place is going down. IP: Logged
ilce Optimus Prime	posted 26-03-2002 11:11 AM quote: Originally posted by DJ Fusion: Ilce: Would you like to dance? Female: I'd rather die. Ilce: punches female in the head My post was just as funny as this one Hypocrite. and you bastard Liar.. you know I posted my post over and over agin because you kept deleting it over and over again.. 10 times actually... couldnt take the joke ehh?? Dont make me look like the criminal here and you the victim... The fact that you would lie to cover up your moderating abuse shows me how sad you are in this incident. Cover up.. IP: Logged
Taunting Elf Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 11:13 AM Angel: Girl, you surely want a piece of me? Woman: Piss off you pimply loser. Angel: I will get my mates from Planet Hollywood to inject you with AIDS. hahahaha IP: Logged
Poppa Large Advance Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 11:21 AM quote: Originally posted by ilce: My post was just as funny as this one No. quote: fun�ny (fn) adj. fun�ni�er, fun�ni�est 1.a.Causing laughter or amusement. b.Intended or designed to amuse Both of which were sadly lacking. DJ's post was at least making reference to your "antics" in another thread, whereas no-one's ever established in this forum that DJ is a "short dicked wanna-be asian male". In closing, STFU. IP: Logged
Prince Underpants Optimus Prime	posted 26-03-2002 11:23 AM DJ Fusion: Ilce, your pickup lines are not funny. Hey gorgeous, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised. Ilce: My pickup lines are just as funny as that. Woman: Well then, try one on me. Ilce: Do you want to go out with me? If you cheat on me I will punch you in the head! Woman: Hmmm... that's not really very funny. PlayNOW: Ilce, you neanderthal pig! DJ Fusion: hahahaha.. .oh shit, I've been banned from Gamenation. Ilce: suck down you small dicked wannabe!! Woman: um, hello boys... sorry to interupt, but will somebody ask me out? DJ Fusion: Ilce, you are Mr Professional aren't you? Ilce: Hypocrit! DJ Fusion: What are you doing Saturday? Woman: well, that's more like it... DJ Fusion: no, I meant Ilce... Ilce: Want to get together and play some games? DJ Fusion: Yeah! You can come and listen to my new subwoofer. Ilce: I love you. DJ Fusion: I love you too. IP: Logged
ilce Optimus Prime	posted 26-03-2002 11:25 AM POP, So for it to be funny it has to be fact? Moron.. [This message has been edited by ilce (edited 26-03-2002).] IP: Logged
Vzzzbx Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 11:28 AM No. The woman-bashing thing was probably a bit over the line [if he'd said it about me I'd have had a private word to him asking him to stop it], but at least it had a public context and people understood the joke. You coming in and bursting out with mystifyingly unrelated insults is a completely different thing, and you do a hell of a lot of it. IP: Logged
Poppa Large Advance Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 11:29 AM Er... what he said. IP: Logged
Elvis Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 11:33 AM Lambchop: oh yeah baby feels so good. you are so hotlike and tastyliscious, mmm yeah baby! yeahhh.mmmm Sheep: baaa IP: Logged

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