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Candy Arse Optimus Prime	posted 25-03-2002 06:41 PM argh IP: Logged
Vzzzbx Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 06:42 PM Page 3 and it all disintegrates. Bloody hell. IP: Logged
Candy Arse Optimus Prime	posted 25-03-2002 06:43 PM Let's get married. [This message has been edited by Candy Arse (edited 25-03-2002).] IP: Logged
Vzzzbx Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 06:44 PM No. IP: Logged
Jet Set Radio Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 07:35 PM Corey: So, are you one of those type of woman? Woman: Yeah, how's $200 sound? Corey: $30. IP: Logged
a1studmuffin Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 07:55 PM DJ Fusion: So, what is someone that looks like you doing in a place like this? Attractive girl: Huh? Oh, thank-you You certainly know how to flatter a girl. DJ Fusion: Oh, no, you misunderstood me, I meant that you're incredibly average looking and I pass 50 girls that look like you every day without turning my head. This is a place where beautiful people hang out. Get out. Scram. (Edit: I am retarded and can't type) [This message has been edited by a1studmuffin (edited 25-03-2002).] IP: Logged
a1studmuffin Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 08:01 PM A1 Stud Muffin: Hi, I'm a stud muffin. Girl: Pff. More like a cock muffin. A1 Stud Muffin: ... OOH YEAHH?? I W1LL PhotOShOP YOu UNTO a FaT CIHKZ bOdY@ cUAESE yu0=teH SUCK!!@~!`` IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Unicron	posted 25-03-2002 08:03 PM Woman: Hi, are you alone? superluke: Sorry, I'm saving myself for marriage. Woman: Oh my god that's so sexy. I must make love to you and deflower you! superluke: IP: Logged
Timbo Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 09:31 PM Wiat, wait, wait! Can I say it???? ... .. . Pool Room. This is the funniest thread ever. IP: Logged
^Charlie^ Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 09:45 PM DJ Fusion: 'She must be using Pantene Pro V, i think it looks just gorgeous.' Girl: 'Are you...?' DJ Fusion: 'Yes, i'm DJ Fusion.' IP: Logged
superluke Megatron	posted 25-03-2002 10:04 PM DJ Fusion: Want to crash at my place? Girlfriend: Yeah, I really need to get some sleep. DJ Fusion: No problem.... Girlfriend: JUST SLEEP. DJ Fusion: Ok, ok! I wont wake you.......... IP: Logged
Candy Arse Optimus Prime	posted 26-03-2002 12:06 AM PS2 sales - we're doing great! lambchop - you = quality! Xbox sales - we are sucking! lambchop - yuo r crap ur sales are teh suk u have no good gamez! Dreamcast sales - we weren't very good lambchop - har har har yuo where a waste of mony yuo dont = quality Future PS2 sales - we are getting reamed by Xbox lambchop - oh shit... Also.... MGS2 - so what did you all think? Earth - zzZZzZZzz IP: Logged
PilonEsq Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 01:41 AM Candy Arse: Hello there my pretty.. NeoGeo: I love Koen. Candy Arse: :~( IP: Logged
UrinalCake Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 06:26 AM LMFAO @ this entire thread! IP: Logged
Pikachu Optimus Prime	posted 26-03-2002 07:52 AM quote: Originally posted by PilonEsq: Candy Arse: Hello there my pretty.. NeoGeo: I love Koen. Candy Arse: :~( Hehehehe. Oops!!! IP: Logged
Elvis Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 08:12 AM Girl- excuse me, is anyone sitting there? DJ Fusion- There's no need for a attitude like that Girl- Wha ? DJ Fusion- see ya girly girl is banned ----------------------------- Link - Hi there, can I buy you a drink ? Girl -Sure that would be great Bartender- hey! you short-changed me! Girl - umm.. I don't think you gave him enough money Link- Fck him! he tried to rip me off and now is spreading dirt on my name, I am outta here!! IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Unicron	posted 26-03-2002 08:46 AM Elvis: Hi, wanna come back to my place and get it on? Woman: Isn't that a wedding ring on your finger? Elvis: So? IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Unicron	posted 26-03-2002 08:47 AM You know, mine isn't very funny at all. IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Unicron	posted 26-03-2002 08:54 AM quote: Originally posted by ^Charlie^: DJ Fusion: 'She must be using Pantene Pro V, i think it looks just gorgeous.' Girl: 'Are you...?' DJ Fusion: 'Yes, i'm DJ Fusion.' ROTFL! IP: Logged
Vzzzbx Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 09:04 AM DJ Fusion: Want to go out with me? Girl: No, you look like Dick Smith. DJ Fusion: No dick jokes. Look at the size of my nob! Girl: What a pissy little nob. DJ Fusion: Don't swear, shit head. Girl: Don't call me names! DJ Fusion: You're not allowed to talk about off-topic stuff here. Have you seen my new toaster? I'd do more but my N key isn't working properly. IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Unicron	posted 26-03-2002 09:06 AM Ahaha!! That's really funny. Girl: Hi, how are you. Vzzbx: ** off. Girl: Hey, what's with the offensive language? Vzzbx: If that offends you then it simply means that you lack the ability to think independantly. Girl: **ing weirdo. IP: Logged
DJ Fusion Unicron	posted 26-03-2002 09:08 AM 3 beautiful blonde women: Hi boys! Vzzbx, mech and koen: Pfft. Go away, can't you tell that we only find frumpy goth chicks attractive? -------------------------------------- Beautiful blonde: Give me your glowstick. GCF: No! Beautiful blonde: Give me your glowstick. GCF: No! Beautiful blonde: Give me your glowstick. GCF: No! Beautiful blonde: Give me your glowstick. GCF: No! IP: Logged
Vzzzbx Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 09:30 AM ilce: Shut up. Girl: I didn't say anything. ilce: Shut up, okay? Just shut up. [This comment has been edited by ilce (edited 26-03-2002).] IP: Logged
Poppa Large Advance Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 10:01 AM zarevz: So, wanna come back and see my DC mod chips? (winks) Woman: Ooooh, aren't you the charmer? sarevs: NOTE TO WOMAN: do not talk to thiz guy, he is a pervert. Thiz guy is zick. Woman: ... zarevz: LOL x 121432! Don't give up your day job, clown. Woman: Er... Why are you talking to yourself? sarevs: Well I am zorry to report that I have indeed znapped. I have juzt had enough of the good humour and harmlezz banter that goes on in thiz lame conversation. Woman: (leaves) zarevz: Don't worry woman don't get defensive now, it's only in your nature to fall for a hoax!!!! LOL!!!!!! [This message has been edited by Poppa Large Advance (edited 26-03-2002).] IP: Logged
Peppermint Lounge Megatron	posted 26-03-2002 10:03 AM Funniest thread I've ever read, except for Highlander's post of course. IP: Logged

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