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Topic: MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES
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Prince Underpants Optimus Prime
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posted 25-03-2002 05:32 PM
ryanandcameron: How about I buy you dinner and then you come back to my place? woman: no, YUO = BAD TRADER! gamecuber: you acn get ****ed that ****** prince underpants took over my account after he tricked me into giving him my pword and made me post the first post this is the real ryanandcameron now you suck PU you gay ass punk!
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Prince Underpants Optimus Prime
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posted 25-03-2002 05:34 PM
Greywizard: Do you want to hang out, maybe go to a rave? General Cyberfunk: Yeah, that'd be cool. Greywizard: Excellent, wait a minute while I start a thread at ODWF about it.
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Prince Underpants Optimus Prime
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posted 25-03-2002 05:36 PM
DJ Fusion: Do you want to come back to my place? Subwoofer: ... DJ Fusion: Ooooh feeeel the bassss!
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Vzzzbx Megatron
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posted 25-03-2002 05:38 PM
Dexxta: Will you go out with me? Everyone in the entire world: No. Dexxta: But I'm going to NYC! The fashion capital of the universe! My dad works for Versace! Everyone in the entire world: cf=0 Dexxta: You're just jealous because I'm going to live in the fashion capital of the universe and my dad works for Versace. Max Sharam: I've been to Europe and Japan! GeneSis725: Got SCART? David
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Vzzzbx Megatron
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posted 25-03-2002 05:40 PM
***** *'*****: Come back to my place. I've got a garage full of Dreamcasts.
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Prince Underpants Optimus Prime
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posted 25-03-2002 05:50 PM
***** *'*****: How was that for you? Woman: I didn't quite make it... ***** *'*****: * Climax not supported in Australia or New Zealand
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Poppa Large Advance Megatron
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posted 25-03-2002 05:52 PM
***** ****: Hey baby, let's do something tonight. Woman: Perhaps you could bring some DVDs from your collection over to my place and we could watch them? ***** ****: Please desist in mentioning "your place" or I will be forced to charge you commercial advertising rates.
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goaty Megatron
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posted 25-03-2002 05:55 PM
lambchop: hey baby, want to make out? PS2: HELP!!!!!
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Prince Underpants Optimus Prime
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posted 25-03-2002 05:57 PM
Genesis725: Show us your SCART connector baby! Woman: Go away, I've already shown it to your Dad. Genesis725: David.
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Vzzzbx Megatron
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posted 25-03-2002 05:59 PM
Best. Thread. Evar.Vision: **** off. Vision's reflection: **** off. Vision: **** off. Vision's reflection: **** off. Vision: **** off. Vision's reflection: **** off. Vision: **** off. Vision's reflection: **** off.
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Prince Underpants Optimus Prime
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posted 25-03-2002 06:02 PM
***** ****: What's your phone number baby? Woman: 1800-LEAVEMEALONE! ***** ****: We will consider re-enabling your account when you supply legitimate contact details, and explain why you have so many identities (also in violation of the terms & conditions you agree to be legally bound by). Note that we are not the only forum tracking your activities. Woman: Go away, or I'm calling the cops! ***** ****: Regarding your legal claim I assure you that not only is it invalid, but we take it and your numerous violations very seriously. If you wish to take this further please forward your solicitor's contact details and our lawyer will pursue it further.
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Vzzzbx Megatron
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posted 25-03-2002 06:03 PM
Pika: I want you. I want you baaaad. Chicken enchilada: ...
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segadylan Hello Kitty!
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posted 25-03-2002 06:13 PM
quote: Originally posted by Prince Underpants: segadylan: Do you want to go and see Tombraider with me? Woman: Get f*cked ********!! segadylan: Did I do something to offend you? Please tell me what it is. I normally get along really well with people and I don't like it when people don't like me. If you tell me what I did, I can change my behaviour in the future so that I don't upset you.
Gold 
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Jet Set Radio Megatron
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posted 25-03-2002 06:14 PM
LOL @ segadylan.What a retard 
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Poppa Large Advance Megatron
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posted 25-03-2002 06:14 PM
Trinitus: So, baby, how about we get freaky? Woman: Mmmmm... Hey, get your hand out of my pocket! Trinitus: Yoink! (runs)
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Vzzzbx Megatron
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posted 25-03-2002 06:16 PM
a1studmuffin: Want to go out with me? Woman: Yes, yes I do. My god, what a huge plonker.
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Candy Arse Optimus Prime
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posted 25-03-2002 06:22 PM
Woman - Hello! I'm drunk which means you look good!mech - **** off Woman - Look I really don't want to be alone tonight, and you seem like a..nice enough guy. mech - **** off
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Vzzzbx Megatron
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posted 25-03-2002 06:23 PM
Peppermint Lounge: W... Woman: Yes.
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Candy Arse Optimus Prime
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posted 25-03-2002 06:27 PM
woman - hi! how are you? Vzzzbx - whinge! woman - are you here with anyone? Vzzzbx - whinge! woman - I might be a ****, but I'm not a ****ing ****! Vzzzbx - whinge! Trintius - ****ing pinko commie bastard Vzzzbx - whinge! The whole world - Lord Of The Rings was a great movie! Vzzzbx - whinge! Costner - I love you. Vzzzbx - whin...I love you too
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Candy Arse Optimus Prime
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posted 25-03-2002 06:31 PM
P|E - I'm in my mid-20's and I'm going to start a super duper popular website! I'm going to enlist all my friends to help me! Australia - **** off P|E - I'm in my mid-20's and I'm going to make some gag accounts that no one else finds funny! Australia - **** off P|E - I'm in my mid-20's and I can kick arse at basketball! I play leftrightout! Australia - **** off P|E - I'm 17 years old and I'm gay Australia - we know
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Vzzzbx Megatron
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posted 25-03-2002 06:35 PM
Candy Arse gag account #23048923: Want me? Candy Arse gag account #983274: Yes Candy Arse gag account #298345: Me too. Candy Arse gag account #6243253: And me Candy Arse gag account #34988753: Me as well. Candy Arse gag account #85248345: Let's have an orgy! Candy Arse gag account #57095872: Yes! I'll fetch the hand cream.
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Candy Arse Optimus Prime
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posted 25-03-2002 06:36 PM
AITP - I love Sony! Candy Arse - fanboy AITP - I love PS2! Candy Arse - fanboy AITP - make me a mod! Candy Arse - fanboy AITP - I'll make a forum that no one participates in! Candy Arse - fanboy AITP - FFX is better than Skies Of Arcadia because it's on PS2 and I haven't even played SOA! Candy Arse - fanboy AITP - **** YOU CANDY ARSE YOU STUPID MOTHER****ER I AM NOT A FANBOY **** YOU I'LL CRUSH YOU!!! Candy Arse - takes a dive at Fanboy Deathmatch AITP - I love Dreamcast! I love Sonic! I love Shenmue! Candy Arse - you're still a fanboy
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Candy Arse Optimus Prime
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posted 25-03-2002 06:37 PM
Candy Arse - I'm funny! Playnow - no you're not, arsehole Candy Arse - *IP banned*
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Vzzzbx Megatron
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posted 25-03-2002 06:38 PM
Candy Arse, Travel World, Canberra: I want you so bad it hurts. Every pore of my being needs you. Every ounce of my composition lusts for you. Every hair on my body twitches at the sight of you. I need you, darling, and I need you tonight. Come back to my place and I'll promise you a night of passion that you will never forget. Jason, EB, Liverpool: An offer! At last!
[This message has been edited by Vzzzbx (edited 25-03-2002).]
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^Charlie^ Megatron
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posted 25-03-2002 06:41 PM
quote: Originally posted by Prince Underpants: Greywizard: Do you want to hang out, maybe go to a rave? General Cyberfunk: Yeah, that'd be cool. Greywizard: Excellent, wait a minute while I start a thread at ODWF about it.

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