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Prince Underpants
Optimus Prime
posted 25-03-2002 05:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Prince Underpants   Click Here to Email Prince Underpants     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ryanandcameron: How about I buy you dinner and then you come back to my place?
woman: no, YUO = BAD TRADER!
gamecuber: you acn get ****ed that ****** prince underpants took over my account after he tricked me into giving him my pword and made me post the first post this is the real ryanandcameron now you suck PU you gay ass punk!

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Prince Underpants
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posted 25-03-2002 05:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Prince Underpants   Click Here to Email Prince Underpants     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Greywizard: Do you want to hang out, maybe go to a rave?
General Cyberfunk: Yeah, that'd be cool.
Greywizard: Excellent, wait a minute while I start a thread at ODWF about it.

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Prince Underpants
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posted 25-03-2002 05:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Prince Underpants   Click Here to Email Prince Underpants     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
DJ Fusion: Do you want to come back to my place?
Subwoofer: ...
DJ Fusion: Ooooh feeeel the bassss!

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Vzzzbx
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posted 25-03-2002 05:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vzzzbx   Click Here to Email Vzzzbx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Dexxta: Will you go out with me?
Everyone in the entire world: No.
Dexxta: But I'm going to NYC! The fashion capital of the universe! My dad works for Versace!
Everyone in the entire world: cf=0
Dexxta: You're just jealous because I'm going to live in the fashion capital of the universe and my dad works for Versace.
Max Sharam: I've been to Europe and Japan!
GeneSis725: Got SCART? David

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Vzzzbx
Megatron
posted 25-03-2002 05:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vzzzbx   Click Here to Email Vzzzbx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
***** *'*****: Come back to my place. I've got a garage full of Dreamcasts.

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Prince Underpants
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posted 25-03-2002 05:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Prince Underpants   Click Here to Email Prince Underpants     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
***** *'*****: How was that for you?
Woman: I didn't quite make it...
***** *'*****: * Climax not supported in Australia or New Zealand

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Poppa Large Advance
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posted 25-03-2002 05:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Poppa Large Advance   Click Here to Email Poppa Large Advance     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
***** ****: Hey baby, let's do something tonight.
Woman: Perhaps you could bring some DVDs from your collection over to my place and we could watch them?
***** ****: Please desist in mentioning "your place" or I will be forced to charge you commercial advertising rates.

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goaty
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posted 25-03-2002 05:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for goaty   Click Here to Email goaty     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lambchop: hey baby, want to make out?
PS2: HELP!!!!!

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Prince Underpants
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posted 25-03-2002 05:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Prince Underpants   Click Here to Email Prince Underpants     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Genesis725: Show us your SCART connector baby!
Woman: Go away, I've already shown it to your Dad.
Genesis725: David.

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Vzzzbx
Megatron
posted 25-03-2002 05:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vzzzbx   Click Here to Email Vzzzbx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Best. Thread. Evar.

Vision: **** off.
Vision's reflection: **** off.
Vision: **** off.
Vision's reflection: **** off.
Vision: **** off.
Vision's reflection: **** off.
Vision: **** off.
Vision's reflection: **** off.

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Prince Underpants
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posted 25-03-2002 06:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Prince Underpants   Click Here to Email Prince Underpants     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
***** ****: What's your phone number baby?
Woman: 1800-LEAVEMEALONE!
***** ****: We will consider re-enabling your account when you supply legitimate contact details, and explain why you have so many identities (also in violation of the terms & conditions you agree to be legally bound by). Note that we are not the only forum tracking your activities.
Woman: Go away, or I'm calling the cops!
***** ****: Regarding your legal claim I assure you that not only is it invalid, but we take it and your numerous violations very seriously. If you wish to take this further please forward your solicitor's contact details and our lawyer will pursue it further.

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Vzzzbx
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posted 25-03-2002 06:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vzzzbx   Click Here to Email Vzzzbx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Pika: I want you. I want you baaaad.
Chicken enchilada: ...

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segadylan
Hello Kitty!
posted 25-03-2002 06:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for segadylan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Prince Underpants:
segadylan: Do you want to go and see Tombraider with me?
Woman: Get f*cked ********!!
segadylan: Did I do something to offend you? Please tell me what it is. I normally get along really well with people and I don't like it when people don't like me. If you tell me what I did, I can change my behaviour in the future so that I don't upset you.

Gold

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Jet Set Radio
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posted 25-03-2002 06:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jet Set Radio     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL @ segadylan.

What a retard

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Poppa Large Advance
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posted 25-03-2002 06:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Poppa Large Advance   Click Here to Email Poppa Large Advance     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Trinitus: So, baby, how about we get freaky?
Woman: Mmmmm... Hey, get your hand out of my pocket!
Trinitus: Yoink! (runs)

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Vzzzbx
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posted 25-03-2002 06:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vzzzbx   Click Here to Email Vzzzbx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
a1studmuffin: Want to go out with me?
Woman: Yes, yes I do. My god, what a huge plonker.

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Candy Arse
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posted 25-03-2002 06:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Candy Arse     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Woman - Hello! I'm drunk which means you look good!

mech - **** off

Woman - Look I really don't want to be alone tonight, and you seem like a..nice enough guy.

mech - **** off

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Vzzzbx
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posted 25-03-2002 06:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vzzzbx   Click Here to Email Vzzzbx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Peppermint Lounge: W...
Woman: Yes.

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Candy Arse
Optimus Prime
posted 25-03-2002 06:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Candy Arse     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
woman - hi! how are you?
Vzzzbx - whinge!
woman - are you here with anyone?
Vzzzbx - whinge!
woman - I might be a ****, but I'm not a ****ing ****!
Vzzzbx - whinge!
Trintius - ****ing pinko commie bastard
Vzzzbx - whinge!
The whole world - Lord Of The Rings was a great movie!
Vzzzbx - whinge!
Costner - I love you.
Vzzzbx - whin...I love you too

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Candy Arse
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posted 25-03-2002 06:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Candy Arse     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
P|E - I'm in my mid-20's and I'm going to start a super duper popular website! I'm going to enlist all my friends to help me!
Australia - **** off
P|E - I'm in my mid-20's and I'm going to make some gag accounts that no one else finds funny!
Australia - **** off
P|E - I'm in my mid-20's and I can kick arse at basketball! I play leftrightout!
Australia - **** off
P|E - I'm 17 years old and I'm gay
Australia - we know

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Vzzzbx
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posted 25-03-2002 06:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vzzzbx   Click Here to Email Vzzzbx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Candy Arse gag account #23048923: Want me?
Candy Arse gag account #983274: Yes
Candy Arse gag account #298345: Me too.
Candy Arse gag account #6243253: And me
Candy Arse gag account #34988753: Me as well.
Candy Arse gag account #85248345: Let's have an orgy!
Candy Arse gag account #57095872: Yes! I'll fetch the hand cream.

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Candy Arse
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posted 25-03-2002 06:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Candy Arse     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
AITP - I love Sony!
Candy Arse - fanboy
AITP - I love PS2!
Candy Arse - fanboy
AITP - make me a mod!
Candy Arse - fanboy
AITP - I'll make a forum that no one participates in!
Candy Arse - fanboy
AITP - FFX is better than Skies Of Arcadia because it's on PS2 and I haven't even played SOA!
Candy Arse - fanboy
AITP - **** YOU CANDY ARSE YOU STUPID MOTHER****ER I AM NOT A FANBOY **** YOU I'LL CRUSH YOU!!!
Candy Arse - takes a dive at Fanboy Deathmatch
AITP - I love Dreamcast! I love Sonic! I love Shenmue!
Candy Arse - you're still a fanboy

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Candy Arse
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posted 25-03-2002 06:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Candy Arse     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Candy Arse - I'm funny!
Playnow - no you're not, arsehole
Candy Arse - *IP banned*

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Vzzzbx
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posted 25-03-2002 06:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vzzzbx   Click Here to Email Vzzzbx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Candy Arse, Travel World, Canberra: I want you so bad it hurts. Every pore of my being needs you. Every ounce of my composition lusts for you. Every hair on my body twitches at the sight of you. I need you, darling, and I need you tonight. Come back to my place and I'll promise you a night of passion that you will never forget.
Jason, EB, Liverpool: An offer! At last!

[This message has been edited by Vzzzbx (edited 25-03-2002).]

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^Charlie^
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posted 25-03-2002 06:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ^Charlie^   Click Here to Email ^Charlie^     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Prince Underpants:
Greywizard: Do you want to hang out, maybe go to a rave?
General Cyberfunk: Yeah, that'd be cool.
Greywizard: Excellent, wait a minute while I start a thread at ODWF about it.


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