*** THE POOL ROOM: out of the warehouse and into your lounge! ***--- The Magikal Adventure of the Forum ******s: YUO ARE GHEY!!1! ---
Originally posted by Madmya:
1. If anything you have the worst nickname known, Prince Underpants - what is that?! is it just showing that you are gay?
2. Vzzbx you are a ****ing moron. Get your own jokes, theyre bad enough from the ****** Fusion.
3. you ****en morons
I swear, once one person starts, the rest of you's come to back one another up. You's are ****en ******s. And I especially think Prince Underpants is gay, ITS NOT NORMAL
You sound like gay yanks
4. you suck j0oZ!
5. Who cares if people hate you around here? I dont know the feeling, cause i'm popular and considered cool and all.
6. ........and here starts another adventure for the Forum ******s (FF)
7. i just made it go sideways!
8. HAHAHAHAH PARENT JOKES ARE SOOO FUNNY! theyre also american, which is bad as well as being gay. So you fall into the worst two categories known. GAY AND YANK JOKE PERSON DUDE. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE NOW NAMED FF#2
9. FF#1 belongs is for an ultra gay smartarse wanker. DJ FUSION IS FF#1. NOW **** OFF ALL OF YA's..... if the FF would just go, this place would be soo much better.
10. OI! I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH! Isn't it against the rules to change a swear word around so it gets past the filters?! YES, IM LOOKING AT YOU HEAVY NOVA (FF#3). That's it, ban him.
11. BTW Vzzbx is an alltime gay coming in at #4. General is FF#5 and DKnight is FF#6, i think that caps off the FF goonz.
12. BAH! You's are really, really gay. That is all *now lets just add this to a signature and we'll all be cool!*
13. HAHAHA NO. why would i want to use UBB on here? Do i need to? shove it up your arse, all of yas. and suck **** prince underpants - which is (again) proves you are gay, your signature will be forced to be shortened, SO SUCK **** (not mine)
14. really, i dont give a **** what goes on here.
You's have a problem, and I have a problem
Your problems are that you's arent nice to people in this forum who are asking honest questions. My problem is that I care TOO much. Im sorry but i cant do anything about it.
15. Since I've been kind, make me a moderator moderators.
16. "GW?" IM SURROUNDED BY FOOLS. IVE GOT A GUN YOU KNOW!?!?!?!?
17. You's must be old, resorting to net talk, just like LAME.
18. REEEOOOOOO REOOOOOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEOOOOOOOO ******** ALERT REEEEEEEEEEOOOOO REEEEEOOOOOOOO REOOOOOOOO
---------The Top Shelf: Madmya edition ------------
Vz: "Actually I shouldn't bag on Madmya anymore. I think he's the guy I've been bonking senseless for the past three weeks."
Madmya: "EEEWWWWW **** that is sick get away from me and never talk again"
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Madmya: "Im soooo coooool that i have fans"
PU: "yeah mate, but it's only because you have a cute bum!"
Madmya: "fuuuuuccckkenn helllll"
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Madmya: "My problem is that I care TOO much. Im sorry but i cant do anything about it."
DJ: "Do you mind if I use that next time I fight with my boyfriend? Thats gold, thanks thweetie."
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Candy Arse: "I heartily endorse forum aggression. It's a balance. For every sensible person who you can converse with, like Pie, you get a moron like Madmya. It all evens itself out. It's always going to happen. If there were to be a forum where everyone was nice and cosy and no one was a retard who deserved to get hammered, the universe would explode."
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GeneraL CyberFunK!: "I am shocked that you have kept this going for so long madmya. I would have thought anyone with the collective intellect of Hi Five would know when to quit. "
---------The Top Shelf vs PlayNOW! Super Sydney Uni Social Psychology Degree EX Turbo Edition------------
Originally posted by Candy Arse:
My ultra super duper champion edition hyper fighting EX + alpha Psychology degree says you are a poo face, Mr Bungle, and I have it on good authority that you do a crap form of Psychology at Weiner University. Not unlike Prince Underpants.
What? you don't agree with me? **** you buddy, I'm packing up my toys, AND my PSX CD player, and going home!
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Originally posted by XMAN:
The DC has some great games, yes, but as far as texures, polies, frame rates and over all apperence of games go the Dreamcast is a pile of shit, the DC sucks ass big time when it comes to making games look good.
F355 looks so ****ing plastic compared to GT3.
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Originally posted by Kingcaleb:
Where I work, the threat of 'folk-psychology' is ever present. The best scientist abandons all intuition and seeks objective answers.
If anyone supported an argument by saying "it sounds so much better" - we laugh at them and tell them to bugger off to the Arts building (or worse yet psychology at Sydney uni!)
UrinalCake replies:
Ahahahaha, psychology at Sydney uni, ahahaha... **** you're a clown! I bet the majority of people here wouldn't have any friggin idea what you're on about, then again, you're probably sitting in some computer lab at uni, surrounded by your equally egotistical, ignorant and arrogant peers having a nice little chuckle about this. "Hey guys, come and have a look at what my super intelligent arse wrote about psychology at Sydney uni, it's hilarious!" *riotous laughter ensues* "Hahaha, I really gave those Sydney uni scum some crap didn't I, and rightly so, I mean we're soooo much better than them!".
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Originally posted by Grand Master 67:
From a friend who told me that there was a software alternation thingy that could alter your Dreamcast to play DVD's...ok now I looked everywhere and I couldn't find it maybe it doesn't exist...I dunno, it does sound a bit stupid cause the Dreamcast uses a cdrom (or GD-rom, who knows)...anyone know where I could posibly get it....It would really be great I got 4 anime DVD's and no dvd player....
what I also heard that the alterned the Bios to start up linux on the dreamcast....anyone else heard of any weird stories of owners and their dreamcasts????
Vision Replies:
You're an idiot.
Grand Master 67 Replies:
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KISS MY ASS IF YOUR NOT GONNA ANSWER MY QUESTION!!
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UrinalCake Replies:
Yes it's all true, the DC plays DVDs and if you hook it up to a quality sound system like the PSX and bum some speakers from the stereo system of a dumped car you'll have a home theatre package that rivals $4000 systems! I suggest you talk to kingcaleb if you need anymore details, you can find him at Sydney Uni, he's the one sitting up the back of the psychology lectures constantly yelling out "pfft, yeah right, what would you know ********"!
Grand Master 67 Replies:
I don't go to bloody uni....I live in Queensland dammit....are you jerking my leg ;<
if not where can i get it from and I'm not talking about from a person....
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Originally posted by DJ Fusion:
Grand Master 67: You act a lot more mature over at the madman forums. Try and show my mebers the same level of respect please.
Cheers!
Grand Master 67 Replies:
AYY!!! So I would not be regarded as being not a member....That would make me what then....I seemingly don't know understand from what point your coming across....Even though it was clear that I was just posting doing my own thing and ******** comes along and starts shit you go and back up your lil friends...man **** YOU! You bloody shit **** YOU AND YOUR STUPID BOARD I'll ****ing go to some other ****ing board piss head....last time I go to some board with **** DJ FUSION ON IT!!!
Well goodbye piss heads!!
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Originally posted at Kegsta by Gensis 725 (via a SCART connection on his Dad's TV):
I HAS FOUND ME A PIRATE!!!!
WINXP isn't released yet Kegsta
Totally crap.... BOO HOO MY 2600 POST COUNT
mech replies:
Errr mate, I've got a copy, in fact I've got 7 copies, all completely legal. I've got about 20+ if you count the beta tests. Plenty of people have legal versions.
Maybe not this guy, but don't jump to conclusions so quickly.
Not that you'll read this post, knowing your record.
Kegsta replies:
Na Mech hes Right
ARG Me HARTIES, Make Im Walk The Plank.
I Have Build 2535, will get the corperate final edition soon
mech replies:
Well good on ya mate. You stick it to the man. F*ck the law.
Whatever. You toolbag...
Kegsta replies:
YOU ARE
E-102 Gamma replies:
Pool room.
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Originally posted by SPidER-HaMMeTT:
Call it what you will. The fondness for PAL is mainly due to a HATE factor for NTSC (reasons of which are irrelevant). Just noticed that this release is NOT anamorphicaly enhanced. Shit. I hate that. Oh well.
DJ Fusion replies:
But aren't you the guy who said that you wouldn't consider buying a 16:9 TV? So what the **** do you want anamorphic for? Do you even know what it means?
SPidER-HaMMeTT replies:
You ARE joking right?
There is 3 main sizes...
1) CinemaScope - 1.66:1 ratio (which is what Robo Criterion is in, WITHOUT anamorphic)
2) 16:9 - What CinemaScope becomes, AFTER anamorphic enhancment. Smaller black bars on a 4:3 ratio television.
3) 4:3 - Standard commercial television viewing size.
You DO realise that even WITHOUT a widescreen 16:9 television, anamorphic enhancment still reduces the size of the black bars on the top and bottom of the screen. Thus, I think standard CinemaScope on a 4:3 ratio telly is TOO small, where as I like Anamorphic enhancment on a 4:3 telly, as it becomes 16:9 ratio.
That being said, anamorphic enhancment on an ALREADY 16:9 ratio movie, stretches it onto 4:3 ratio, taking up ALL space on standard televisions. Eg. RoboCop 3.
Vzzzbx replies:
Are you seriously saying you'd rather stretch your picture to fill the screen? You're not supposed to do that.
What you're talking about is a serious distortion of the picture. If you're going to run anamorphic coded transfers without compressing the picture for a 4:3 screen, you're doing it wrong. Just like 99% of electronic shops run by stupid people.
Deej: You're right.
PU: Pool Room.
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Originally posted by DJ Fusion on the topic of Robocop Criterion edition:
I have two copies. One is in its shrinkwrap, and one is for watching.
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Originally posted by Houlty:
I had $400 dollars of Playstation 1 stuff stolen. What should I do?
P.S I know who the culprits are
I believe Holden is better than Ford because FORD SUCK!
SithLord replies:
If you know who they are call the police I guess. Isn't that pretty obvious?
Houlty replies:
Yeh, but the police cant do much if you don't have proof or any proof of purchase for what was stolen.
Megaman replies:
Ford rules! Holden sucks!
Houlty replies:
F**k Off
Crippler repleis:
By any chance were they playstation silvers ?
Jobbidiar replies:
Akira has found pirates!!!!!!111111111111
F0rd rulez!!!!!!1111111111111111111111
$400 of ps1 stuff? what did you have 100 originals?
Houlty replies:
They weren't pirated games! The originals cost about $70 dollars each if they aren't Platinum games.
$400 of ps1 stuff? what did you have 100 originals?
games don't cost $4 each you ********
Jobbidiar replies:
Well you'd better get in contact with Lambchop........to tell someone who gives a flying fark! F0rd Ownz y0u!1111111
Houlty replies:
F**k Off D*ckhead
I got my mum to ring them and she had a word to them and they said they would return the stuff to us.
Crippler replies:
If he had insurance, he could get them off Xman again.
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Originally posted by MatriX^:
Hey, people I just wanted you people to know XBox will suck, if you compare xbox and ps2 they are both exactly the same plus ps2 is better if you want xbox games upgrade ur pc like me
I have an Geforce2 GTS 64MB now..
Vzzzbx replies:
Wow! I think so too! We should meet up and compare our PS2 collections, what do you think? I've got 46 PS2 games and I won't buy any Xbox games because they all suck. How many have you got? Can we trade? If we can't meet at your place that's fine, my friend will lend us his Pool Room.
trance replies:
yes i also think xbox is crap...lol all microsoft talks about is how powerful the system is, but i beat the games will be shit like back when that other console came out around the time of ps......what was it called agian?
Vzzzbx replies:
PlayStation?
superluke replies:
Sooo... xbox sucks, ps2 = xbox, tho ps2 > xbox, and xbox games = pc games, therefore pc = sucks???/
I agree.
--------- ODWF: You are the Weakest Link! ---------
Originally posted by XMAN:
PIE, I have a great job and heaps of cash, I have a sexy wife and have sex every nite, I have 2 great kids, I go out when ever I want to, I have well over $20,000 worth of assets.
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Originally posted by Genesis725:
30 is what a TV usually runs at and when it is at 60 then it is a whole lot better, but the TV doesn't actually show all 60 frams in a second because an interlaced TV can only show 30 frames per second. In TV's of this day that don't run interlaced 60 frames a second is much more visible so it will look a million times better when running on a newer TV at ACTUAL 60 frames per second.
David
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Originally posted by Genesis725:
Yeah i've got a 68cm Trinitron sitting in my lounge room... they friggen rock for games!
The RGB composite imput is amazing for quality... it isn't SUCH a leap above S-Video but it's still noticable!!!
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Originally posted by Jaymo on the "picel (sic)" arrangement of digital tv:
I hear 480i is vertical and 480p is honeycomb.
However I think Im wrong. someone please fill me in.
your Help would be appreciated
zarevz replies:
As in TVs???
If so, then the i stands for interlaced and this means (effectively) that there needs to be two frames drawn to get a full image.
Sonic replies:
480i doesnt exist to my knowledge.. if it does, then it is a standard TV that everyone has been useing for ages in the US (Our telly's are 576 not 480 verticle lines)
480P is a progressive display (Hence the P not I which stands for Progrssive not Interlaced) it displays both fields at the same time (Known as a frame) rather than 1 field after another (A field being half a whole image, this creats flicker)
Want me to explain more? it would take MANY hours to explain..
BTW Australias official HD TV standard will be 1080i - 1920x1080 interlaced.
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Originally posted by Sonic:
Erm, the only problem with 100hz is that it repeat's fields giving you jitter... DNM uses the repeat to do interpolation hence getting rid of it.
100hz doesnt actualy do anything to the image..
And spending 2500 on a standard TV just for size is pretty crazy imo.
aLl YrOu PcItuRe QuAolIty aRe BeLoneG tO sONny!
I did quite a bit of research considering this is the second TV we have ever bought.. And it costs a fortune too, so I wasnt going to just throw that ammount of money away..
I do feel sorry for you spending 2 and a half grand on a normal TV.. Thats alot of money to spend on a TV while you "wait" for HD spec's to come up to scratch (Which is a good idea as current HD TV's suck pretty bad..)
DJ Fusion replies:
If you call a 32 inch Trinitron Widescreen a normal TV then pfft you're a goose dude.
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Originally posted by Sonic:
If your spending that much money you would be an idiot not to get the TV I did, it uses the Falconic chip (Invented by Philips) to do real time interpolation, it allso does Digital Scan and Line Doubling, the end result is an image thats equal to progressive scan except it has double the framerate...
The model I bought has since been pulled off the market as they want to put it only in there high end TV's as a selling point, but the features name is DNM if you wanna look for it...
DJ Fusion replies:
And how much was yours then?
Sonic replies:
Mine was 2400 (knocked down from 2500) with an extra 3 years waranty 2480
The new model will cost 3k+ and the only other model that has it costs 7ish grand and is a 92cm widescreen.
DJ Fusion replies:
So it's only 29" not 32"..?
Sonic replies:
Yeah, 68cm 4:3 or 92cm 16:9 are the only 2 model's available that have this feature.
DJ Fusion replies:
No thanks.
Sonic replies:
I kinda feel sorry for DJ Fusion wanting that little bit of extra screen when he's not really getting that much extra screen and it wont be doubling his framerate or giving him a near/better-than progressive image quality.. His choice though.
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Originally posted by X MAN:
Go with a PIIII dude, 64 bit arc compared to 32, think about it.
But think about this, you want to play games right?
Save your money and get XBOX, it will make ALL PC gaming look like a Dreamcast game.
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Originally posted by Danny boy on an old ODWF ban list being restored:
Yeah well... ummm... errr... *looks down and draws circles in the dirt with his toe* Ya see I was kinda on that old list... but I don't know why!!! I was never informed that I'd done anything wrong and then one day, poof, (no disrespect to GCF there), I tried to post and received the message that my IP was banned, naturally that made me a very sad panda 'cos I was a regular poster here and was on good terms with most of the members, I felt like I was part of this dedicated and spirited little community and then suddenly it was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced as my days posting here came to an abrupt halt! After that I was forced to seek refuge at another message board and let me tell you, that place was the absolute pits, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany, it was terrible!
--------- The Top Shelf: Frootloop edition ---------
Originally posted by zarevz:
1. Don't use slang phrases to make yourself look cool.
2. Unless you use a WAP service to access the BB, do not rush type.
3. Use proper grammer. (but obviously not proper spelling - PU.)
4. Advise your peers of good news.
5. Do not put other people down for their idiotic purchasing decisions.
6. Rugby is horrid. Please, do not make reference to it.
7. AFL is alright.
8. Dreamcast is pretty much dead.
9. Dreamcast is, however, more fun than the PS2.
10. Go you big red fire-engine.
11. Get a real hobby as well as gaming. Gaming is fairly antisocial.
12. Girls are not a hobby.
13. Um, oh yes, most importantly - Pick an abstract gaming topic to enjoy and talk about. Eg. - Are games becoming too short, or are we getting too critical? Does age influence our enjoyment?
Originally posted by zarevz:
Ever wondered why consoles are so cheap?
It's the power of mass production. Thankfully for Sega, the high Dreamcast take up rate will enable them this virtue of Mass Production.
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Originally posted by zarevz:
Trinitron technology is quite fascinating. Instead of using a standard shadow mask, sony trinitron technology uses vertical strips of phosphers each for RGB seperated by high tension wires that run up and down the screen(aka aperture grill).
Because Trinitron technology uses an aperture grill it means that the electrons have a greater coverage of the screen, because the shadow mask on the other hand allows much less electrons through. What this means is that you'll get a brighter image on a Trinitron based tube.
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Originally posted by zarevz:
Crazi Taxi, made by Sega, is a revolutionary game that combines driving with a fun concept.
Other than occasional pop up its a great buy for your money. It retails at under $90 and is an essential game to have as part of your collection.
Dreamcast - It's here!
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Originally posted by zarevz:
You are breaking one of the forum rules by posting information that you know is incorrect and is likely to harm me. Unless you remove all references that are in relation to me, or any alias that is of common knowledge to this UBB of me, I will promptly forward my request for your account to be terminated.
Vzzbx replies:
You're breaking one of the forum rules by being an accessory to murder. I actually died laughing when I read this.
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Originally posted by zarevz:
Unless you remove all references that are in relation to me, or any alias that is of common knowledge to this UBB of me, I will promptly forward my request for your account to be terminated.
Candy Arse replies:
So I was just wondering, did you want us to go down holding hands, or did you want to break my fall?
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The case of the mysterious stalker...
Originally posted by zarevz:
I contacted Elliot to tell you that the forum was getting hacked into. I also contacted Theo, but he couldn't give me any direct info on how to get directly in touch with you, so that's why I had to settle with Elliot(ucko).
Carey Badcoe was very helpful, if you know her, but she for some reason no longer works with Next any more, but sounded very, very nice(hint, hint). You should ask her out.
Anyway, the post below was posted by the hacker at the time shown below. If you guys want to persue this, you just need to correlate the times of your server to that of the ISP's. Then you can narrow down the users posting at that time within +-5 mins or so and go from there.
Hercy replies:
Talking of people who have too much time on their hands...
From the moment the dame walked in, I knew she was trouble. She had a chip on her shoulder that matched the chip in my Dreamcast. $40 inc GST. She said she had witnessed a hacking. She had; she was hacking away at my heart.
I have two magnums in my desk. One's a gun I keep loaded. The other one's a bottle that keeps me loaded. I told her to sit down and fill me in on the details. The dame told me that the hacker posted just before midnight. All I had to do was correlate the times of her server to that of the ISP's. Then I can narrow down the users posting at that time within +-5 mins or so and go from there.
I couldn't do it alone. I got on the blower* to Elliot and Theo. The dame had a history with Theo. Theo didn't answer. He really was history. Elliot was as much help as a trenchcoat without a cool belt, so I contacted Carey Badcoe. She sounded like one of those people whose real last name is "Badcock", but who try to convince everyone that the "ck" is silent. Her past indiscretions didn't worry me now. I had a job to do. I would have asked her out, but she didn't date cereal.
She told me the hacker left her a note with the initials "HN". There were smilies painted on the walls. I had a sick one on my hands.
I heard the distinctive sound of a gun being cocked** behind my head. The dame had set me up. I used one of my magnums to make a retort, and the other to make a satisfying smashing sound. The dame was drenched. I hauled her up onto the chair by her hair, but only her hair came up with my hand. The dame was wearing a wig.
It was no dame. She had a dodgy goatie. And come to think of it, she'd been playing Star Wars on the other TV all night while everyone else was playing multiplayer games. With his last breath, he gurgled "@|:-<".
*obvious blower/blow her joke omitted.
**ditto
Originally posted by zarevz:
Also I would like to advise the mods that when one edits a post (containing a quote followed by code), the quote does not show up in the edit page.
Dreamer replies:
I TOTALLY appreciate you trying to help, but something to be aware of in case something like this happens again. I do not work at Next media. I used to, over 2 years ago. I do freelance work for them these days, that's it. If you're ever trying to contact me, just email dan_toose@siriustel.com.au Don't try any other way... It'll just be involving other people who shouldn't be bothered by such stuff, and I don't want that kind of thing happening.
Zarevz replies:
Good afternoon Dreamer,
I too was rather concerned, at the time, about having to resort to third parties in contacting you, but I tried to be as polite as possible about the matter considering the time over at the Eastern States.
Perhaps I was overestimating the situation, but when thinking back to what was actually done to the forum I'm sure anybody here at that time would agree it was the appropriate action to undertake. I personally hope that nobody hassled you about me getting in contact, because in reality it's not like this is an everyday event, and I'm sure reasonable people would understand.
Remember Dreamer that the hacker could just have easily destroyed other files of more importance without realising (eg. Accounting Databases) and hence you needed to know that this was happening so that you could stop it. I'll make sure to email from me from now on.
Hope your date goes well.
Catch ya.
Dreamer replies:
Someone organise a blind date for me?
Zarevz replies:
Dreamer, you don't know of Carey Badcoe(ex Publisher, Business & Technology)? I know Next is isn't run out of someone's back yard garage, but surely it's withing the same complex...
It actually reminds me of a an Australian Publication, Silicon Chip, that virtually started out in a garage-sized office space. Same thing with another called Cut Throat Cheats over here in Perth, but they later collapsed when the artist and one writer left. It's quite strange as a child when you envisage magazines like Hyper to be the gospel, when in reality it's just everyday people running the things.
BTW - Did Elliot pass on the message?
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