There was once a wood-cutter and his step-mother, who had one inbred little boy. He told everyone that he was very ghey and funny and that if he made a website for roaches they would want to have sex with him.; he could lick the pigs holes and practice his jokes, and pass other peoples work off as his own, so he was very useful to his pre-school buddies.

In the next village lived his older brother, who loved him so illegally that he made a nice spoiled underpant-hood for him to keep him warm. When the goons smelled it they called him "Stinky Brown-Undies Riding Hood," and after a time no one ever thought of calling him by any other name, except some people who kindly called him "idiot", "d**khead", and "the f***ing annoying roach f**ker".

One day his mother said to him: "Brother-Pikachu has been very ill, his undies
have disappeared, and he has lost all his previous lovers. Put on your hood and run and take these OWN3D pictures that I have made for him." Stinky Brown-Undies Riding Hood started off with his copy of paint shop pro and frontpage under his arm straight away, because he’d never was too stupid to know it was a school day. and soon came to a wood that lay between the two villages of GameNation and PlayNOW. Just then a wolf, who was passing, saw Brown-Undies Riding Hood and said: "Where are you going and are you the pantsman?"

"I am going to see my brother, Mr. Fusion," answered the little inbred boy.

"Where does she live, and should I unban him?" asked the wolf.

"Oh, he lives in the village of PlayNOW, in the first forum past PC, the one made out of old whingers that she had kept in his buddy list. He is very sick, so I am taking him these sweet OWN3D pictures which my mother has made for him."

"If she is so sick, I will go and see him too. Perhaps it is his crap forum that is causing the sickness. I will go this way, and go you through the world wide web, and we will see who gets there first."

So saying, he shambled off, and then ran all the way to the cottage, which was surprising that he had the energy given that he hadn't eaten since becoming
a Buddhist Mod 15 years ago.

Tap, tap--he knocked at the cottage door.

"Who is there?" asked Brother-Pikachu.

"It is I, Little Brown-Undies Riding Hood. I have brought you
nice OWN3D pics and a link to a decent forum. FACT!"

"Pull the bobbin and the latch will lift up," called out Pikachu, the brother.

"But the latch plays a really annoying xbox commercial whenever I try to use it" said the wolf.

"Oh, it must be a bug in the current release of the door. Just turn the PS2 instead and you should be able to use the latch."

And DJ Wolfusion entered the cottage. He ate up the poor Brother-Pikachu, put on his
lilac nightgown and pulled his nightcap (which had been hiding a picture of DJ Wolfusion, posing) right over his ugly rough face, and got into bed. "Pikachu was soft," he said, "but the little inbred boy will be a delicate morsel."

But little Brown-Undies Riding Hood lingered on in the wood. It was so bright there;
the birds sang merrily in the trees, he tried posting a smilie for the birds but that didn't work, and the brook chattered to itself in his head as it ran down to help the mill
do its work. Every thing was full of life. He chased the dainty xbox games,
and then gathered a mod chip for his pirate brother, who could not get out due to ridicule and laziness. At last, tired with his play, he set off to reach his brothers cottage.

He knocked at the door, and the wolf, deepening his voice as much as possible, called out: "Pull the bobbin and the latch will go up." Brown-Undies Riding Hood opened the door and walked in.

"Put the pictures on the table, and come into bed with me," said the wolf, "for I
feel horny, as usual." Little Brown-Undies Riding Hood thought that his brothers voice was very sexy, and remembered that this might be on account of him naked. Being an obedient brother, he got into bed.

"I had sex just 24 hours ago with my mum.. I don't think I can manage another 15 second session" said Brown-Undies Riding Hood.

"Yeah, I saw you on the webcam, you dirty bugger you. " said DJ the Wolf.

"L33t " said Brown-Undies Riding Hood.

When he saw the hairy arms, he began to grow.

"What long arms you have, brother!"

"The better to hug you with, my dear"

Then he saw the long ears sticking up out side the pink nightcap.

"What great ears you have, brother! [Edited by Ants in the Pants 14-11-02]"

"The better to hear you with, my dear"

"What large eyes you have, brother!"

"The better to see you with my dear"

"What a great big password you have, brother!"

"The better to eat you with, my darling," shouted the DJ wolf, and with one
click he sprang out of bed, and would have gobbled Brown-UndiesRiding Hood right up, had he not realised that he was wearing human excrement on his head, and that in fact he had already eaten when he consumed older Brother-Pikachu. This, he realised with a shock, was much much worse than merely banning members for no reason on PlayNOW. The DJ wolf ran screaming out of the cottage.