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Yeah Jet Set it was a dead giveaway! Because All Gay men act like Queens! Comments like yours, even in jest really do show your age and maturity. Stop being an ignorant fool.

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007: They were shocked! in the 2 years since, we have talked about it a few times, and they insist they had NO idea. And if they hadnt walked in that day they still wouldnt have picked it to this day.

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Yeah Jet Set it was a dead giveaway! Because All Gay men act like Queens! Comments like yours, even in jest really do show your age and maturity. Stop being an ignorant fool.

007: They were shocked! in the 2 years since, we have talked about it a few times, and they insist they had NO idea. And if they hadnt walked in that day they still wouldnt have picked it to this day.

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A nice attractive young lass or some seedy old chap. I know who I'd prefer to be shagging!

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A nice attractive young lass or some seedy old chap. I know who I'd prefer to be shagging!

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Here here JSR , And I got my attractive young lass so YAY!

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Yeah, unless of course they read your exploits on this forum, where you seem to make a spectacle of the fact, what with the whole member title, avatar, and mentioning it every second post.

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My Pride is a Spectacle? I shouldnt advertise the fact that I am gay and proud on the board with my Member title and Avator? Isnt that a little narrow minded?

Ohh.. And call it a spectacle all you want Mr Sex 8 Hours ago, Failed pick up tips and Jerking off in you girlfriends shower.


Spectacle indeed

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Were supportive or want you to turn straight, if I'm crossing the line just tell me.

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Nah, Thats ok! They were Fine. They have absolutely no problem with it at all. They do, however wis they found out a different way

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My Pride is a Spectacle? I shouldnt advertise the fact that I am gay and proud on the board with my Member title and Avator? Isnt that a little narrow minded?

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My story isn't so much embarrassing, as it is disgusting. So it'll fit right in in this thread.

Me and a young lady were in my car, parked along the waterfront near my house. There's a park and other amenities nearby, so there's always a few people there, but it was kinda quiet and pretty horny, so of course before long we were going at it in the back seat.

Before long, an elderly chap, walked past the car, obviously having a look, but continuing towards the water. I thought nothing of it, afterall he seemed harmless enough, so we continued with it. However it wasn't long before he started heading towards a public toilet which has been known as a meeting place for unsavoury types. I assumed he was just going to the toilet, but the fact that he seamed to be "warming up" his right arm kinda worried and, feeling a little sick, I put on my shorts and followed him.

What I saw next almost made me There was the old bloke, pants down, stroking his man meat and grunting like a pig. So either the fella was thinking of my girlfriend while he stroked the weasel, or, more likely, he was thinking of me.

The most hilarious thing, however, is that, but chance, i happened to be sitting opposite him and his wife two days later at the shops. Needless to say, I don't think he enjoyed his meal.

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A bit of a reference is ok, as seen by the small Danish flags in my signature, but do I put my member title as "I love Denmark" and mention Denmark every second post? Of course not.

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You say those things as if being racist and homophobic is a bad thing?

Caucasian, straight, and keepin' it real, biznatch.

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Argh, ****. Homos really do bitch don't they.

JSR, you stop bitching too your beginning to worry me.

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I have 2 :

1 Whilst working a few years ago. I worked for a few months with a woman who had been a temp secretary she came and went everynow and then. One of the girls at work was pregnant and she ended up losing the baby.

Few months later the temp comes in and we had all been standing around ( slow night ). Well she walked over to the girl who had lost the baby and rubbed her stomach and said geez you must nearly be due. Little did she realise that she had just gotten fat.


2 Sick story of mate of mine...who had just come back from overseas and had real bad jet lag, we went out this night and he wanted to pike. well we got him pretty smashed and this Fat ugly chick wanted to get it on with him and he was seeming keen. So being the good mates we are we let nature takes its course and he ended up taking her home.

He reckons that he doesnt remember much that nite, only that when they got in the door she thru him to the ground and before long he was inside her. He said alls she wanted to do was jump on his face, he reckons he was so drunk and rooted from the flight he let her. All went well for him........

Next morning he got a taxi home, his mum was at the table and she didnt say much. he sat and ate some weetbix with her......all this time she didnt say much. After breaky he went to take a piss, looked in the mirror......

Yep all dried blood smeared across his face. Seems his friend forgot to tell him it was that time of the month.

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Ewww....

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Hahaha, sounds like your friend got Count Dracula'ed - obese whale style!

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