dArtagnan
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Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Brisbane
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Ok.. well I have several embarrassing stories actually. (Gee there's a surprise). And by telling some of these it'll let you into my sordid little world.
Ummm ok... first of all. Lets start with when I was younger.
I was 11 years old at a sleepover at my friends house. I don't know why on earth we decided to play strip poker, as there were no girls there, only us three boys.
I'm pretty crap at poker, so I was clotheless pretty quickly.
It was nighttime, so we assumed his parents were asleep )and we were in the garage). But imagine my surprise when my friends mum comes barging through the door, to be greeted with the sight of 11 year old me, buck naked.
Next story: When I first got my digital camera, I was taking pics of alot of different stuff. Then I kinda decided to uh... take some naked pics of myself.
So I saved them all on my computers hardrive, and buried them deep in a boring folder that I thought no one would ever access.
Well I thought wrong it seems.
One day my close friend Erica came over to type up some resumes and things. I had to go out, so I left her alone in my room to do what she had to do.
I thought for a split second "What if she found the pics??", but I honestly didn't think it was much of a possibility. I figured that even if she was looking through what I had on my harddrive, she'd have to search pretty thoroughly to find where I had them buried, and she had no reason to search.
But imagine my overwhelming joy when I came home, to see Erica sitting at my computer with this huge grin on her face. Then she opened my ACDSEE software and... yup there were I was in all my...... uh... "glory".
And third and final story for now. I was over at my girlfriend's place the other night. Her dad own's two houses on one block of land. He father lives alone in one house, and Megan's sister, sister's boyfriend and three kids live in the top part of the second house. And then Megan lives underneath the second house in her own self contained unit type thingy. It's similar to a basement that you see on American tv shows.
The window of her bedroom is at ground level of the second house, and runs alongside the driveway.
It was late and raining, so we figured that everyone would be asleep, and because it was raining there wouldn't be anyone outside near the window. So we decided to... "do what couples do"... and we left the window wide open, and with the light on.
Well, we were just getting started, and then a head pops through the window and flings aside the curtain, and yells out "Megan? Are you there love????"
It was her father. So I fell off the bed and landed on the floor beside the bed, and Megan ducks under the covers, desperately trying to put on some clothes.
Her father calls out again "Megan... have you got that Tom Hanks movie???"
I can see her father looking through the open window, trying to see where I am. He doesn't manage to locate me, so asks "Where's Matt??!" to which she responds. "He's asleep in the other room".
And then her father decided to have a long conversation with her through the open window, so I just had to remain on the floor.
Umm yeah.
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