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Mine had to be a little incident that happened this morning.

I was up pretty early this morning because my girlfriend leaves for work at 5:30am and I usually get up with her. Anyway, after she left I felt like getting some breakfast so I walked out into the kitchen in my boxers and a T-Shirt. I was greeted by her mother who is also an early riser, I said morning to her and se gave me a startled look and greeted me back. Un-phased I walked over to the cupboard and got some cereal out, went over to the kitchen bench to pour it into a bowl.

As I was leaning against the bench pouring the milk, I felt a cool sensation on the end of my dude, I looked down and my wang was half hanging out the fly of my boxer shorts. After about 10 nanoseconds I put two and two together: Swinging wang + startled mother-in-law = fuX0r.

Seeing me in the morning is bad enough, but I guarantee nothing would have prepared the poor woman for the specticle that greeted her at 5:47am this morning.

Anyone want to share their most memorable moments?

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Swinging wang + startled mother-in-law = fuX0r.

Seeing me in the morning is bad enough, but I guarantee nothing would have prepared the poor woman for the specticle that greeted her at 5:47am this morning.

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LOL.

I'll have to think this one over before I can post anything. I'm sure there's a troubled childhood memory in my brain somewhere.

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Anyone want to share their most memorable moments?

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No, I think yours takes the cake

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Aww, come on you guys, kiss and tell.

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I always make sure to check the wang status with boxers before I eneter any potentially public domain. However at that time of the morning.. geez.

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Last weeks 'I'M FREE!' party...

3 hours into drunken stupidness, I was dared to do a nudey run. That was ok I thought, the parents were in bed asleep, and it was about 1am, so no-one should be out to see, except for the few who thought it was hilarious to stand out in the street and watch.

The conditions: the run had to start from my friends room, through the house, up the street to the park, and back. Fair enough, I sprinted up to the park, except there was some weird old guy playing with his dog in the park, I freaked out and started to sprint back. One guy ran up to me and said "You might not want to go back just yet"... Stupid me, ignored him and kept running...

I get to his driveway, my friends mother is standing there telling my friend off for being so loud in the street, I freaked, didn't know what to do and jumped the fence... still buck nekked of course, jumped back into his backyard, tripped on something and dashed back in to his room, and hoped everyone had forgtten the past 2 minutes.

Ok so it isn't really funny, but the worst part was she came inside afterwards and told me I had a nice ass.....

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That is hella funny Crimson

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Ok so it isn't really funny, but the worst part was she came inside afterwards and told me I had a nice ass.....

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Wow. Did u score dude? Did u score!?

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This has got to be the funniest thread ever!

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I always make sure to check the wang status with boxers before I eneter any potentially public domain. However at that time of the morning.. geez.

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Those two stories have been great! I can't for the life of me, remember anything ultra incriminating that has happened to me in the past (probably because my mind has blotted it out ). The only thing that comes to mind, is this:

This story takes place back in 1998, when I was in Year 11, on a school camp. Throughout the proceedings of this school camp, myself and a girl in year 10 that I had not had much contact with before, became fairly close and we started to become good friends. Anyway, the next natural progression in this relationship, was physical. One late afternoon when everyone else was busy waterfighting, my girlfriend and I retired to her dorm (cause it was nicer than mine) and.... got physical.... *ahem*. Anyhoo, throughout this, event, someone happened to walk in and disturb us... It was the school bus driver........ he was her father.

Needless to say, this caused the usually jolly man to go into severe seizures. Seizures that would (if I wasn't careful) put me in intensive care. I think the fact that his view of the proceedings gave him a fairly graphic view of the situation also contributed to his anger. After quickly throwing my jeans on, I attempted to reason with the angry, angry man. This only provided fuel for fire. I recall dozens of wet students, alerted to the screaming, piling into the room, all watching as I, wearing nothing but jeans, dodged the attacks of the mad father. This all to the dismay of my girlfriend, who was lying in bed (covered up, but obviously naked), watching the whole event occur.

I only survived with my body intact, thanks to our music teacher coming into the room and restraining him, and thus saving my life. LoL. Her father did eventually get over it, but I could never look at him the same way. As for me getting in trouble, my music teacher was very lenient on both of us, as he liked us both. We got away with simply promising never to pull a stunt like that again during a school camp again. We didn't!

Oh and yes, my girlfriend and I did stay together for quite some time... much to the dismay of her father.

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